One of the scariest things about talking to people online is that you have no idea what they're doing, they could be sitting there naked with ranch dressing coated their naked body for all you know, amirite?

+298 One of the scariest things about talking to people online is that you have no idea what they're doing, they could be sitting there naked with ranch dressing coated their naked body for all you know, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same with talking on the phone sometimes haha.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or, you know, Wanking In The Dark.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The way you capitalized that made it look like a movie or book title.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"WANKING IN THE DARK. Cumming to a theatre near you!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

How'd you guess?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As long as they don't tell me I don't really care.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So they're okay to send pictures yes?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That would be a way of informing me so not really, no.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Sometimes it's blue cheese dressing too... not that I would know..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's even worse if you're on Omegle. Then if they ARE naked, covered in ranch dressing, (probably masturbating too) You have to watch until you react and disconnect. I'm too afraid to go on the Omegle video o.o

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Funny story, I recently poured a family sized bottle of ranch on my friend then myself and one male and two females proceeded to rub his chest. This was for a julius Caesar project

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lolwut?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"The Comedy of Julius Ranch Dressing Shooter Hands". lemme see if its on youtube

by Anonymous 12 years ago

pix //now// hello

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its uploading hold up :P

by Anonymous 12 years ago

71 mins...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gah you're such a tease.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by 71 it means 90 now

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Too late, I accidentally read your comment again and came.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well wait a couple hours and read it again

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I swear this never happens!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://youtu.be/ugBg4xgfFuk

by Anonymous 12 years ago

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by Anonymous 12 years ago

okay so everyone else but America and everything america owned can view this.... whats another site i can upload to

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah, ha, one time my friend asked me whats up and i said eating cherry applesauce. which was true, but i was also out of town on the beach with my little cousin too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago