+399 When somebody asks you if that seat is taken, tell them you don't think chairs date, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You missed off "because you like to be incredibly condescending, even when someone asks a completely reasonable question"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://ctrlv.in/71920

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Is this seat taken?" "I don't think chairs date, but I'm definitely available..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago