+169 1000 ways to die has made you paranoid; you find yourself thinking things like "maybe I SHOULDN'T hold this fork in my mouth. What if I slip and fall, and the fork punctures my throat?", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then they exaggerate my stupid decision... "Bill wasn't the brightest of people." *shows me doing inane stuff like peeing near an electrical outlet and bathing with a toaster near the tub* "And one day, [insert stupid pun that goes with the type of death]." *gets killed by tripping with fork in mouth and "doctor" explains how it punctured such and such artery* *Narrator gives one last pun*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

every time i get in a hottub im worried im gonna sit on a drain thingy and its gonna suck my insides out of my bum hole (cry2)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh my god what...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Something like that has actually happened before

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Its on 1000 ways to die probably the only death i cringed at

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah there is this girl who sat down on the toilet while she flushed and it sucked her insides out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, i saw it on urban legends

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I read about the hot tub thing in Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk, except with a pool. Nasty.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/fuck-that-bitch-scared-yao-l.png

by Anonymous 11 years ago

How is that possible ;__;

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I started doing this after watching Final Destination. Humans are so breakable it's scary.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i'm so intrigued by all of this. can someone link me?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Same here!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Anyone watch Happy Tree Friends?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I watched the one episode where the girl cuts her leg shaving and then a flesh eating bacteria eats her face. Paused the episode, got up, and cleaned both bathrooms in my house and sterilized every ones razors.

by Anonymous 11 years ago