+103 Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Absinthe makes thejsadnfnvsdjkcjkasdbhkldvklbjasdbhkldsvbzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either I'm missing something or lolwut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think OP is suggesting that absinthe makes you a bit nuts, which was the reputation it had. Though, the reason people went a bit loopy was because they were drinking a cheap version made with questionable ingredients. When made true to the recipe, it's actually fine. It's disgusting though, in my opinion.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This reminds me of a joke I was only told. Basically there was this man and every time he farted instead of a normal fart sound, he went 'Honda'. Naturally he was a bit concerned, so he went to his doctor and the doctor told him that he had no idea why this could be happening. The man went to many doctors and specialists saying, "Help, my farts go 'Honda'!" Sadly, none of them could figure it out. One day, the depressed man walked into the dentist for his checkup. He explained the situation to the dentist. The dentist looked inside his mouth and said, "I think I know the problem, you have an abscess." Confused, the man asked, "Why would that make my farts go 'Honda'?" The dentist smiled and replied, "Simple, because abscess makes the fart go Honda."

by Anonymous 13 years ago