+56 Guys: you hate when you wake up and have to pee, but you have really bad morning wood, and nothing will make it go down, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Have you tried a hammer?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The mechanisms for keeping your bladder shut and making your dick hard are separate. You just have to learn how to open your bladder without having to become flaccid first. I YYA'd because I would if I couldn't control my pee liek that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just because you can do something doesn't necessarily make it a good idea.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

? If you aim properly, it still goes into the bowl.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well perhaps I am the minority, but aiming my fully erect penis downward tends to be a somewhat painful experience.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't have any problems with it personally. I honestly don't see how it would be an issue or how it would be painful unless you are bending your penis from the middle of the shaft.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Stand back a bit?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It isn't really wise to guesstimate the correct angle with a full bladder. It's often just better to wait it out and not risk missing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Come on guys, this one's obvious. Just jump in the shower then you can pee AND whack one out if you want to do something about your morning wood.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I never understood why people have a problem with pissing while they have a boner. It's not that difficult.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Most of you that don't see why it's painful must be short, in one or more ways

by Anonymous 11 years ago