+343 Water is the best: not only is it zero calories, makes up tons of yummy drinks(tea, coffee), good by itself, fun to play and swim in, makes up most of our bodies and the earth, it is also beautiful, pure, and calming in waterfalls, rivers, and oceans. Pretty much the best, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i mostly drink water goo it's wonderful

by Anonymous 12 years ago

especially if ur really really thirsty

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Except for that drowning, tsunami, undertoe, riptide, hurricane part. But otherwise, yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Population control which leaves more food for the rest of us who don't live on the beachfront.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And the cold stuff... avalanches and blizzards

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate drinking water for some reason.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It also destroys civilizations. But besides that, water is okay.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, sure, if you're talking about purified water. Most water in the world isn't consumable.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like water because it's the most destructive force on the planet.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Water is like an old lady. It may seem wise and peaceful on the outside, but can lash out at anyone in its proximity whenever it wants.

by Anonymous 12 years ago