+297 After breaking up with someone, saying, "We can still be friends" is not really like saying, "The dog died but we can still keep it". It's more like saying, "We're giving the dog away, but we can still go visit it", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I dunno, "visiting the dog" in this analogy sounds a lot like booty calls.

by Anonymous 11 years ago