-186 Girls, it'd be pretty awesome if when you and a guy were making out he grabbed your butt and said "gasp, I touched the butt" like in finding nemo, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ways to not get laid #34: http://amirite.net/719547

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Are you compiling an actual list or is 34 just an arbitrary number?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

God, I hope its an actual list.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Way to not get laid #42: http://amirite.net/172248

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Alright, you probably shouldn't be making out if you're thinking about Finding Nemo while doing so...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

and if he wiggled his arm like he had a messed up fin like Nemo. no.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then he flushed you down the toilet and sent you to the ocean. That would be hot.

by Anonymous 11 years ago