+172 You have received a fortune cookie that contained a line which was so pertinent to your life that it was almost eerie, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And then you get ones that are like "Eat your vegetables" and youre all "Fuck you Chinese man Fuck you"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They are always so vague that they will apply to almost anybody at any given point in time

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I got "You will take an airplane ride to fun!" a few days before I took off to Hawaii. :3

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My last fortune cookie was empty. :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I actually got one that said "Come back later, for I am asleep." I was like what?!?!? You're a fucking fortune cookie!!! WAKE THE FUCK UP AND DO YOUR ONLY JOB!!! What could possibly have made that cookie so damn tired???

by Anonymous 11 years ago