I don't think I'll be able to sleep after imagining that

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

One time I was out jogging at just after sunset, and I live in a neighborhood where the houses are really far apart with long driveways and there are never even lemonade stands, nonetheless ice cream trucks. All of a sudden I heard ice cream truck music in the distance, and then it got closer... and closer... On the plus side, the adrenaline rush made the run a lot easier.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I once watched a short film where the "Do you know the muffin man?" song turned really creepy - I will never hear the song in the same way

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's almost a fact of life: Any children's song heard from 12 am to dawn is creepy beyond belief.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Especially with all the Twisted Metal I've been playing

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Our ice cream truck plays silent night- like it's a funeral. Like da fuckkk. It's an off white windowless van eith dome icre cream printouts on the side with masking tape. Hide yo kids hide yo wife.

by Anonymous 11 years ago