+180 You shouldn't say you have a certain disease if you haven't been diagnosed with it by a professional, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have hypochondria.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm sure there are some you can figure out on your own, like chicken pox.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What if its just an excessive amount of pimples?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Itchy, empty of pus, all-over-your-body pimples after you've been near someone who has chicken pox? That's one hell of a coincidence.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Dammit, there's no loophole this time :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Most of the time, but sometimes self-diagnoses can be pretty accurate. For example, paralysis.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I feel like this post is referring to mental disorders, such as insomnia or OCD.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have the feeling this comment might be directed (at least partly) at me, and I just wanted to say I agree and was only making a joke.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have subditivo morbus.

by Anonymous 11 years ago