+216 Never use superlatives in a post because there's always going to be that annoying commenter saying something along the lines of "Yeah, I'm pretty sure cancer is worse.", amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, not ALWAYS...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Stole my comment.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

sometimes it's fun to overreact to people just to mess with them, like "There's nothing better than a sunset on the beach!" "REALLY? you don't think world peace is better than a fucking SUNSET?!?! What kind of sick monster are you?"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What's a superlative?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm 13

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I learnt superlatives in 5th grade.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Okay, so what is a superlative?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

good, better, best

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I didn't know what a superlative was and I'm 18 :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, superlatives are not "good, better, best." Only best would fit. It's like senior superlatives, where someone wins "MOST likely to succeed" or "BEST hair." People don't win superlatives of "Good Eyes" or "Better Hair"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

For some reason the first time I read this, I got "Never use superlaxatives" and was confused. Then, I read it again and it made more sense.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Thank God I wasn't the only one...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Or "The Holocaust".

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My favorite phrase about this is "Never and always are two words you should always remember never to use." I don't even know if that relates. /sleep deprived

by Anonymous 11 years ago