+1,181 Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween, I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My wife and I literally laughed out loud after reading this. I fucking love this.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

So when you and your wife are alone together and want to have some fun... you go on amirite? ..... http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/You+sir+deserve+a+pinkie+_d9636dd4db59be954ec25d692a0d62b8.jpg

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lol. Sometimes... What's it to you what me and my wife do when we are alone? ;)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

POTD!!!!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Psh, like this will ever become POTD.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"This will never be POTD"(said on the day it's POTD) is like the new "Not many comments on POTD" nowadays. no

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And "herpes lawyer" is like the new "first" nowadays.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Boxtop, you say this to almost everyone who says this. It's annoying as fuck.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Hahaha genius!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

LOL! It was genius! On a related note, you know what you really takes a genius to win? The Renaissance Man/Woman competetion in the amirite? forum/games section. If you do decide to play, and you will regret if you don't, just sign up and say Jack sent you. It's //that// easy! Suck it Mary.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ahem.... http://amirite.net/421617

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Way to self-promote

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Don't be a dumbass, Dumbass.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What? I just thought the similarity between our posts should be noted.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

They were similar in that the topic was the same, but the difference is this was witty and clearly a joke, whereas yours was supposed to be one, but wasn't nearly as funny

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm sorry. I'll try harder from now on

by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

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by Anonymous 11 years ago

295 YYAs, and 0 NWs?! You are a hero!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Times change, my friend. Sigh.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Holy shit 0 NWs

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I don't get it?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I mean, it's moderately funny, but the circle-jerk this post caused is way too much.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This made my day.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Lol the five people who no wayed this must be Jehovah's witnesses.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Did i really Post this as a anon </3 damn you amirite mobile :(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If it was really you who posted it, that comment would be in gold

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Not if he wasn't logged on on his mobile but anyway!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It actually was him. If you creep on his profile and look at his achievements, then it says he got potd on august 3rd

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I got all the notifactions. I haz proof

by Anonymous 11 years ago

*The one actual Jehovah's Witness on this site will subtly be offended*

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The 187 favorites on this post suggests I'm missing something...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Jehovah's witnesses are the Christians who come to your door and ask if you have a minute for Jesus Christ.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Ah, now I get it. Thank you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No prob.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

..........http://amirite.net/417311

by Anonymous 11 years ago