+194 Next Olympics, the flag bearers should all be bears, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That'll only happen when the Olympics are held in Russia.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just to make it clear for everyone, this is not a soviet Russia joke; bears are Russia's natoonal animal.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know. Two people had downvoted his comment and I figured that was the reason. It hunk their urgent nonexistence proves me right.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

This just makes me picture all the countries having literal bears and then great britain having Bear Grylls holding their flag. Then he'll kill all the other bears in an effort to survive in the treacherous climate of an Olympic stadium. Also he'll probably drink his own piss. Good protein.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm sorry. I just have to do this. There is no protein on urine. Only amino acids which are the monomers of proteins. If there is protein in your urine, you probably have or are going to have some serious kidney problems

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I actually knew that, haha. It's sort of an inside joke with any man vs wild fans; whenever Bear eats something gross he always justifies it with "it's good protein"

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah I know that one. If I didn't I wouldn't have apologised

by Anonymous 11 years ago