Drink apple juice because OJ will kill you. amirite?

how will oj kill you?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'll tell you. OJ as in OJ Simpson, who was found guilty of murdering 2 people.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't know who that is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Tbh, that's pathetic.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

sorry for not being american? or a football fan? ya. I just wiki'd him.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(rosinbackrider) It's okay. I don't know who he is either.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I'm not American or a football fan, but I know who OJ Simpson is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

i just know him from family guy. hahas

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think you'd get the references better if you knew who he was.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol i know who he is and the joke, I'm just saying i only learned of him because of a family guy episode haha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Oooh. Ok. I watched part of the OJ trial when I was younger, they were reshowing it on tv and I was interested.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

lol OJ went to my high school.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Seriously?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OJ was found not guilty of the murder because he had a excellent lawyers, (one of whom was Robert Kardashian) but everyone knows that he did it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He was found not guilty because the prosecution did a piss poor job of preparing their case and examining the evidence. OJ was later found guilty of wrongful death and battery in civil court and awarded the families something like $33 million.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Smoshy goodness<3

by Anonymous 13 years ago

are you effing kidding me? i made this exact post. it didnt get to the potd. that effed up.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You posted yours on July. Dinosaurs posted theirs on May. Technically yours is a repeat. :p

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Win!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Way to show 'em!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You, fine sir or madam, win at life.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

alright then guess i should just go die right

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's with all the posts of the day today? There's been about four.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OJ will not only kill you, OJ will kill you and then write a book about how OJ did it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But first OJ won't be put in jail for killing you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But then.. go to jail on a bullshit charge.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And OJ will perform armed robbery to take its crap memorabilia back.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

this is great.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

did he receive a fair trial? i mean come on! 33 million bucks for damages?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you know 100% of people who drink apple juice will die?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I just got the mental image of someone pouring orange juice into a leather glove.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Reptart approves of comical dinosaurs.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Haha but orange juice will fit in the glove ;)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Not if you have too much. Then you must aquit. :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's ok, in civil court the truth will come out!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, even without the reference, I'm allergic to citrus fruits, so any kind of OJ will kill me XD.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow took me forever to get this, I was like how does OJ simpson fit into this and realized OJ stands for orange juice

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha that's funny, most people didn't get it for the opposite reason.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Just wanted to clear it up for the blacks in denial: HE DID IT.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As a black person I'm obligated to say he's innocent. They made it a rule at the last black people meeting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OJ didn't kill anyone, Tia did it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DONT EXPLAIN IT!!!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

it's kinda sad that you have to explain it, don't you think? even if you were born after the whole thing happened, it has been a source of so many gags and jokes that everyone should have learned about the story at some point. this is so funny though =D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The people who don't understand this joke, are stupid.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING. But if I did it, I'd probably write a book....Oh wait.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(OJ Simpson): Nah man, you're off the hook. It was Tia. She did it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Damn her. Beating me to everything.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

(OJ Simpson): Lolololol.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This joke is really really old.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The wording of this makes me picture OJ Simpson holding a gun to my head screaming "DRINK THE FUCKING APPLE JUICE, MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats a troll?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This isn't funny?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

@567648 (KadeBam): Your face is.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Why did you reply to me?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

OOOH BURNZ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Are you stating something or asking a question...because if you think it isnt funny...put a period. If youre asking if it is not in fact funny, then you got it right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

He wasn't found guilty of the murders.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But he was found guilty of wrongful death and battery!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Orange Jews?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

epic follow up

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Another T-shirt post.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

A friend told me this. I had no idea it was a T-shirt.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I like orange juice never known it to be a killer??

by Anonymous 7 years ago