Crucifixion really isn't the worst way to die, amirite?

Speaking from experience?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNGuDG__3QA

by Anonymous 11 years ago

what was that a video of? i got an error screen

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Horrible Ways to Die >:)

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Imagine crucifixion, while drowning in salt water full of piranha, and you have a cluster headache with a spiked flail in your anus (and vagina if you have one), all while dealing with cancer and a flesh-eating virus. Now that is truly the most painful way to die...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

"spiked flail in your anus" Lmao.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Really, anything long and drawn-out is the most painful - like dying of hunger, that takes weeks, becoming more and more painful as time goes on. Crucifixion, while probably excruciating, is over in a few hours.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

While I agree with the gist of what you said, I think crucifixion took more than a few hours, hence the reason for breaking the legs to speed the process.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well, I've never died, so I can't say for sure. However, I do think it's pretty high up on the list of ways I wouldn't want to die.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

you'd suffocate.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

But only after you sing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Those who were crucified were usually mocked while being hung up as an example. That's a pretty horrible way to die.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There is this way called the blood eagle. If I remember correctly, the vikings would do it to their prisoners of war. they open your back, and then rip out your shoulder blades, then flip them over, along with your lungs so that they are off to your side like "wings". then they just leave you there, tied to a rock. I think that'd be worse... what killed you wasn't the stuff they did, but the birds and bugs picking at it while you rot DAYS later http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzPMNop-xUc

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Wouldn't you die from not having your lungs in your body?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

thats the messed up thing, they are still connected, just outside of your body... so you survive

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Oh god :\

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I think that dying alone would be the worst way to die. But all this physical pain sucks too.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

If you're getting executed like this, you probably are alone. Or if anyone who cares about is nearby, they're being tormented by helplessly watching you suffer.

by Anonymous 11 years ago