Especially when it's your mom...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah it's like I'll just go and pick one up somewhere.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

When I was 15 my sister's 10 or so year old friend told me that. Of course, til this very day I have not had a love so great as the ones she had :'(

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just today my friend told me that I should start dating someone. Like I can just go to a random guy and be like "Hey, I like your face. Let's go out." Life just doesn't work that way.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

^

by Anonymous 11 years ago

My aunt was getting on my case about this before, and finally, after I told her all the boys at my school were idiots and I could hardly even hold an intelligent conversation with them, let alone tolerate a date with any of them, she asked me, "You do like boys, don't you?" To which I replied, "No, I think they're ICKY." And stormed off to my room. She hasn't bugged me about it since.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And I'm like, 'I do not choose to be single'

by Anonymous 10 years ago