-26 Somebody should invent an alarm clock that, as opposed to just going off like the average alarm clock, shocks you every 30 seconds until you are either awake or dead. That might actually get you out of bed, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

how high voltage are we talking? I put my alarm clock in a place where I have to get out of bed to turn it off and I still have trouble waking up

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Well... I'm not going to lie, I fail with electricity so I have no clue what voltage would give the desired affect (effect?). This post was mainly meant be a joke so I really didn't go that deep into thought about it. I was just thinking enough voltage to put you in enough pain to get up and do something. I have no clue how much that is though since, like I said, I fail at electricity. Don't judge me, but last year in our electricity unit, it took me four days to figure out how to light up a light bulb on a light board... cool

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I knew you were joking wary no really I did I even looked at the topic you put it under I don't know much about the topic either but I did enjoy the example you gave

by Anonymous 11 years ago

hight volts n low amps would do it i think..will smack you but wont kill you.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yes, you want high volts and really low amps. Volts hurt like hell, amps are what do the killing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

..just might get an 'alarm clock' that gives you a shot of meth at the desired hour....this will get you out of bed, amirite? xD

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I say yes, because today I didn't even hear my alarm go off, so an electric shock would have been helpful :p

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Why would the mods post my post on the homepage that I accidentally made twice. wary is this some kind of a sick joke?!?!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

YOU BEAT THE SYSTEM

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I TOOK THAT SYSTEM AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

by Anonymous 11 years ago

thatd be really bad for you every morning

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Knowing me, I would just lie down on the floor once I got up.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I can't think of a more pleasant way to start my day than being electrocuted by an alarm clock!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Just get one that flips your whole bed over.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The dead part was an exaggeration.. :P

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The first alarm should be like some sort of happy song: "Twinkle twinkle little..." "Meh, I can sleep a little m-" ZAAAAAAAAP "...Damn, this thing means business"

by Anonymous 11 years ago