You hate it in the morning before you’re wide awake and you say something that comes out all wrong, like when you want to say “mom can you please pass the milk,” but what comes out is “you heartless pig-fucker you ruined my life.” Amirite?

+90 You hate it in the morning before you’re wide awake and you say something that comes out all wrong, like when you want to say “mom can you please pass the milk,” but what comes out is “you heartless pig-fucker you ruined my life.” Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That escalated quickly. The oddest thing I ever said while half asleep was, "My mind thoughts are upside down." -_-

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I lol'd..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://amirite.com/565460-i-made-a-terrible-freudian-slip-at-dinner-the-other-night-i-meant-to-ask-my-mother-please

by Anonymous 12 years ago