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I always stopped at G. That was when I needed to start blocking punches.
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As a kid I was told the last stanza was something to do with divorce but as a little kid everyone pretty much stopped at baby carriage.
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stepdom
We sang "now their baby's drinking alcohol," because it isn't so choppy. I took it to mean that they grew old together and now their kid's all grown up.
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Wunderscore
I always stopped at G. That was when I needed to start blocking punches.
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You're right, I can't believe it. I never did song that last stanza, and never knew it existed until right now.
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Yeah I didn't even know of the last stanzas existence
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Not once have I ever said the last stanza...ever.
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Yeah, I think I heard it incorrectly though. I may not have known what alcohol was at that age, and I thought it was just something about a hall. But i only heard that verse once or twice.
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The only version of the poem with an "additional stanza" I know is the one off of Cyanide and Happiness that ends with divorce and there is a miscarriage instead of the baby carriage..
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MusicIsAGift
we always said now the baby's playing basketball. Lol.
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In response to “we always said now the baby's playing...”
We said "now the baby's eating a basketball" which was even more insulting, because it implied that their kid was dumb.
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We always said "daddy's drinking alcohol"....not much better, but we really didn't know what it meant lol
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Lol at my school we weren't allowed to sing that in front of our teachers
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I didn't even know the last Stanza existed.
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