+191 paper its not supposed to beat rock. rock could just break through the paper, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

But, like it could be a baby rock and a really big sheet of paper, and the sheet of paper could wrap itself around the baby rock and the baby rock would get all confused, and lose his way! D<

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Are you sure those "tic tacs" aren't some sort of addictive pill you're overdosing on?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That...is silly.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

Chuck Norris beats both of them.

by Anonymous 15 years ago

To quote Demetri Martin, it should be "rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

As this foreigner explains. http://youtu.be/OMa1i3ITBbo

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as it always has, rock smashes scissors.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Two words. Paper cut

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Rocks don't get paper cuts.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Touché

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Could be construction paper.... And a tiny rock.: D

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You could just listen to the rhyme, which is paper COVERS rock. Not paper keeps the rock from hitting you after your playing partner has thrown it at you.

by Anonymous 13 years ago