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paper its not supposed to beat rock. rock could just break through the paper, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
But, like it could be a baby rock and a really big sheet of paper, and the sheet of paper could wrap itself around the baby rock and the baby rock would get all confused, and lose his way! D<
by Anonymous14 years ago
Are you sure those "tic tacs" aren't some sort of addictive pill you're overdosing on?
by Anonymous12 years ago
That...is silly.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Chuck Norris beats both of them.
by Anonymous14 years ago
To quote Demetri Martin, it should be "rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors."
by Anonymous12 years ago
As this foreigner explains.
http://youtu.be/OMa1i3ITBbo
by Anonymous12 years ago
Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporises rock, and as it always has, rock smashes scissors.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Two words. Paper cut
by Anonymous12 years ago
Rocks don't get paper cuts.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Touché
by Anonymous12 years ago
Could be construction paper.... And a tiny rock.: D
by Anonymous12 years ago
You could just listen to the rhyme, which is paper COVERS rock. Not paper keeps the rock from hitting you after your playing partner has thrown it at you.
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