+536 In scary movies, the victim runs, the killer walks, and he still dies! amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's the serial killer walk - no matter how fast someone runs, the killer can walk a seemingly slow speed, yet always be able to keep up with his prey. I was actually able to perfect this walk at one point - tread with power and purpose, keeping an eye on the one who's running. If they end up going behind a corner and they can't see you, feel free to walk faster or even jog. As soon as they're in your sights again, go back to a walk. This will keep your energy and focus up, while they're going to be quickly exhausted and lose focus on their surroundings. It works probably 85% of the time.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ok that was very dark and deep hahahahaha

by Anonymous 13 years ago

...It works! lol

by Anonymous 13 years ago

haha Serial Killer 101

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"and he still dies" being said after the part about the killer, would lead one to believe that you were saying the killer still dies. Not trying to sound rude, but you should really think about wording before posting.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And THIS is why i hate grammarocd.

by Anonymous 13 years ago