You know whats funny? Your face.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, this is: What's worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

actually thats horrible not funny at all

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It's funny. Go away

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Id imagine you'd be laughing if your future baby's found in the trash .

by Anonymous 13 years ago

just because you say it doesn't mean you have to imagine the actual picture. words are words.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

That's not necessarily true. For example, if I randomly said, "Bob Saget's naked arse" it'd be kind of hard for you to not picture it in your head. That's how it is for me, anyways, and lots of people I know.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

you are sick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Dead babies are better for the environment than Styrofoam cups? That settles it. I propose that we replace all Styrofoam cups with cups made from dead babies.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

whats the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't have sex with an apple before I eat it

by Anonymous 13 years ago

yea, for all of you people who 'get offended' by jokes, just stfu already. there's a lot worse crap going on than a couple of worthless people telling some worthless jokes to other worthless people. remember that everyone on this planet is as worthless as the next worthless person, we have no purpose on this earth, and there is no god, so get off your lazy ass, quit being insulted by stupid worthless shit, and do something about it. the way I see it, when someone dies, life goes on, no need to remorse, no need to mourn, that's just playing the 'pity me' game that everyone seems to be playing nowadays. oh and inb4 'OMGOMG ATHEIST YOU DEVIL GTFO YOU DEVIL FAGGOT' Freedom of religion also includes the freedom to not believe in any, and I'm an amerifag, so I have that right.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You can't completely deny that God exists. You can believe he doesn't exist, but you aren't 100% sure. I'm an agnostic atheist, but I still believe you have to respect other religions.

by Anonymous 11 years ago