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The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades, amirite?
by Anonymous8 years ago
This is so original :p
by Anonymous14 years ago
This was stolen (from Demetri Martin I believe)
by Anonymous14 years ago
(...): Unintentionally. :/
by Anonymous14 years ago
suuuuuuure it was unintentional. i TOTALLY believe that
by Anonymous14 years ago
You should chill. I already explained farther down: "Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him." I thought it was my friend's original thought, and I made a post. I had no idea it was from a comedian.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Had your friend seen demetri martin?
by Anonymous13 years ago
i like the way you think. :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
: they think wonderfully.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Demetri Martin c:
by Anonymous14 years ago
Lol I didn't know. Someone tweeted it and I stole it from him.
by Anonymous14 years ago
ah, that makes sense. c:
by Anonymous14 years ago
Or during a game of fake heart attack followed by naps...
Haha, that Demetri Martin is a genius.
by Anonymous14 years ago
he has the best jokes evar!
by Anonymous13 years ago
On Everybody Hates Chris on Nick@Nite, an old man died of a heart attach during a knock knockk joke. "Knock Knock." "Who's there" "I'm having a heart......" "You're having a heart who??" BOOM yea he's gone.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I love that show!
by Anonymous14 years ago
IT'S A JACKEL IT'S A JACKEL!
by Anonymous14 years ago
I <3 Demetri Martin
by Anonymous14 years ago
How is this score so high tho?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Because it's fucking awesome.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Word.
by Anonymous14 years ago
IF YOU SAY SO.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I do say so. I was very amused by this.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Haha, so was I. Then I realized it was a comedian's idea :[
by Anonymous14 years ago
That's okay. I think I've posted a facebook group or two by accident.
by Anonymous14 years ago
By accident?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah. I really felt I was being original. But by golly, there's a facebook group for everything.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, there's probably a Facebook page for like
"I hate when I eat a Pop-Tart isn't cooked all the way, and a bit of jelly drops onto my shirt and a vampire thinks it's blood so he gets excited and then I have to punch him."
by Anonymous14 years ago
I saw that group o_O. It's cluttering up my page right now.
by Anonymous14 years ago
And then the Vampire starts crying and I feel really bad so I try to give him a tissue but we were all out so we go to Walmart. But then the store clerk is being a total asswhole because he's racist against vampires.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeah, freaking heartless store clerks.
by Anonymous14 years ago
And then we tell the bad store clerk that we want to speak to the manger and when the manager comes we tell him about the awful service and he fires the angry store clerk, whose name is Kevin by the way. But what we don't know is that Kevin is just one loss away from going completely crazy and he decides he's going to get revenge against me and my vampire frenemy if it's the last thing he does.
by Anonymous14 years ago
So me and the vamp are walking home with a box of kleenex when we notice the sun's coming out. And we're like. 'Oh Noes! You can't be in the sunlight cause you'll die' and so we quickly make our way to the car dealership to buy a an SUV with rims and tinted windows. And there's a really nice sales person there. A little too nice. In fact, he looks downright familiar.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Are you one of those people that say on accident instead of by accident?
by Anonymous14 years ago
No, I was just asking how you would do it by accident?
by Anonymous14 years ago
I didn't know there was a "It seems like when you ask a little kid to give you a high five they think it's permission to hit you as hard as they can' facebook group. I mean, seriously. I volunteer with first graders.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Holy crap what is this world coming to?
by Anonymous14 years ago
*sobs* I know. I'm going to make a post about a post about a post about a facebook group and then they'll be sorry.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahaahaa. My friend made a good one called "I wish I could think of a clever page everyone would join!" or something.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Did people join it?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oh yeah. I know I did. lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
Heyyy but I just realized I don't even know what your name is. Why is this?
by Anonymous14 years ago
My name is Keyara Shanea Pierre - Louis. Do you have a cool middle name?
by Anonymous14 years ago
I wish! It's just Earl :[
But you have a really pretty name :]
by Anonymous14 years ago
Thanks! Guess what I was named after? Earl is a cool name, what are you talking about? An Earl invented the sandwhich.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahah yeah but that doesn't make it a COOL name :/
I don't know, what were you named after?
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yes it does :p. Sandwiches are boss. Roast beef is my favorite cold cut. But nothing beats a steak and cheese hogie. I was named after a band. But the spelling is different.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Oh, that's awesome!
I think it'd be pretty cool if sandwiches were named after me.
Like
THE ROCKY ROAST EXTRAVAGANZA
by Anonymous14 years ago
Ummm Roast. What would you put on it?
by Anonymous14 years ago
I meant mmmm but for some reason my fingers typed a U in front.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Hahhaa. I don't know. Something delicious. Omg so hungry now.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Me too. Time to make guacamole :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I went to IHOP and it was so delicious.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I love IHOP and it's various breakfast goods :)
by Anonymous14 years ago
I was so hungry, I wanted everything on the menu.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Mmmm... everything...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yeahhh...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Also guacamole is amazing.
by Anonymous14 years ago
I actually really enjoyed reading that conversation. Thanks guys.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Aw, why did you guys end the conversation? It's hilarious.
by Anonymous13 years ago
LOL =)
by Anonymous13 years ago
I saw an elephant today.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Did it smile at you?
by Anonymous14 years ago
It even winked.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Liar.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Wow. Way to flirt with an elephant, Oinky ;)
by Anonymous14 years ago
absolutely hilarious > and soo true.
by Anonymous14 years ago
hahah, this makes me laugh. because this would soooo happen to me.
by Anonymous14 years ago
You mean you would have a heart attack? :/
by Anonymous14 years ago
You are a fucking moron. Are you honestly trying to imply that there is a good time to have a heart attack?
by Anonymous14 years ago
You need to chill.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yes, it's between 3 PM and 1 AM.
by Anonymous14 years ago
What lol
by Anonymous14 years ago
Just some random times.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Yes. During a game of 'Operation'.
by Anonymous14 years ago
Wow. Don't take it so personally! Chill out!
by Anonymous13 years ago
No. He's saying that the WORST time would be during a game of charades, not that there is a good time to have a heart attack.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Wouldn't it be ironic if it happened while the family was playing 'Life'?
by Anonymous14 years ago
what if this is demitri?? haha
by Anonymous14 years ago
Especially if your teammates are bad guessers.
by Anonymous14 years ago
...Or during a game of fake heart attacks...
by Anonymous14 years ago
Who ever plays that game?
by Anonymous14 years ago
kind of joking/pretending to be clever
by Anonymous14 years ago
thats so true (and cruel)
by Anonymous14 years ago
gotta love Demetri Martin.
by Anonymous14 years ago
followed by naps :P
by Anonymous14 years ago
the only worse time would be during a game of fake heart attack amirite?
by Anonymous14 years ago
i luved reading these comments. Thanks for the laughs, commenters, thank you
by Anonymous14 years ago
demetri martin is my favorite comedian and that is definitely one of his better quotes!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
This is my fave AMIRITE!!! Luv ya rocky <33333
by Anonymous13 years ago
Lol thanks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
ilostmyshoe, i just relised what your nickname is. awesome name ;)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Is it bad that I laughed when I imagined the senario?
by Anonymous13 years ago
i totally did the same thing =/ haha
by Anonymous13 years ago
Me too. :P And I really need to get a hobby or something because I sat here and read all 91 comments.
by Anonymous13 years ago
That's disappointing.... no offense.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I did too, you have nothing to worry about ;))
by Anonymous13 years ago
I did, too. *Shrug*
by Anonymous13 years ago
i was going to, but i was too lazy :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
this just made my day. haha(:
by Anonymous13 years ago
I get it, it's a cock joke!
by Anonymous13 years ago
100'th comment!
by Anonymous13 years ago
Haha nice.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Bahaha wow...thats all iam going to say
by Anonymous13 years ago
YOU STOLE THIS FROM DEMETRI MARTIN!! what a dick move..
by Anonymous13 years ago
...
by Anonymous13 years ago
Maybe Denetri Martin stole this from Rocky. But seriously, he said he did that unintentionally like in the third comment on this page. Learn2Read
by Anonymous13 years ago
What's up with the 257 who NW'd? Is there a worse time to have a heart attack that I'm unaware of?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Some people just don't like anything. I posted something along the lines of.. "Some retards just go around and NW everything" ...which is true, methinks.
by Anonymous13 years ago
well, yes there is... during a game of fake heart attacks followed by naps :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
what about choking
by Anonymous13 years ago
Especially followed by naps (yes, this is also from Demtri Martin, but face it, he's awesome.)
by Anonymous13 years ago
What does the scouter say about the amount of votes on this post?
IT'S OVER 9,000!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I was the one who put you over 10,000 :P
by Anonymous13 years ago
Demitri Martin is bomb and hilarious
by Anonymous13 years ago
I had a friend who had a heart attack when he and his friends were messing around. It wasn't charades, but they still thought he was just kidding around. It took them forever to realize it was real. Luckily, he lived.
by Anonymous13 years ago
my computer beat me in chess, but then i beat it in kick-boxing
-Demetri Martin
by Anonymous13 years ago
Congrats on +11,000!
by Anonymous13 years ago
As of right now, this post's score is +11111. This amuses me greatly.
by Anonymous13 years ago
you should read MLIA then :)
by Anonymous13 years ago
Oh trust me, I have. I stopped in favor of this site, though.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Aah! No! It doesn't mean you can't be madly in love with both!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
or when you're cleaning the windows on a skyscraper.
by Anonymous13 years ago
...
I don't get it
by Anonymous13 years ago
flying an airplane would be worse.
by Anonymous12 years ago
or in a game of fake heart attack
by Anonymous12 years ago
The worst time would be when you are alone and far from a hospital. That's basically a death sentence.
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