Jesus, shut up about Chuck Norris already, amirite?

Jesus talks about him all the time. SO annoying.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

b-b-b-but...hes CHUCK NORRIS!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Chuck Norris is 275482373948750928734x the man you will ever be!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no, thats the old spice guy. chuck norris is 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999x the man you will ever be.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Jesus is {[(10172272571^2693)^172628282]^62726272}^26272, so don't be blasphemous.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

jesus in infinity x the man the OP will ever be

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Well, being, not man. Jesus is God, so He's not man, but I get your point. DON'T BE BLASPHEMOUS!!!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

no Jesus is God in the form of man. duuhh

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No, He's God but He's in heaven, He was man for awhile, but He's all God now.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I took this too ways: *speaking to Jesus* shut up about Chuck Norris already! & JESUS! Shut up about Chuck Norris already! Which one is it??

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Same! I'm wondering if the punctuation is an error....or not?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Either way the punctuation would be correct. The first one would be addressing the audience; the second would be an interjection. Which one is it...?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

No I mean I'm wondering if they wanted it to be taken Jesus! Shut up about Chuck Norris already.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

hahahah At first I read it as if he/she was speaking to Jesus too. Pretty sure it's the latter.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's what I was wondering.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I wish they would shut up about chuck norris. He's an old guy who's really fit and is famous. Who cares?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And Jesus said, thou shalt not take the name of Chuck Norris in vain.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

DON'T YOU TALK TO JESUS LIKE THAT

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You better hope Chuck Norris doesn't hear of this

by Anonymous 13 years ago

chuck norris has already round house kicked this person in the face. multiple times.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Bruce Lee could kick his ass anyway.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

when i read this i thought you were telling jesus to stop making chuck norris jokes

by Anonymous 13 years ago