If I had a pet tiger I'd probably have to sing this every day: What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze. Do they dream of mauling zebras or hally beary in her cat Woman suit. Don't you worry you pretty stripy head we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug, Dougy, Doug, Doug. But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers. Well then we're shit outta luck.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

until he craps all over your house and claws your eyes out :)

by Anonymous 13 years ago