-201 If no one parks in the back, why shouldn't I take up four spots when parking my big truck, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

It just makes you look like a douche.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

If no one takes the rest of the free puppies out of the box, why shouldn't I throw them into a river and post it on YouTube?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Nice truck, Sorry about your dick.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

While you're at it you should take some extra gas too... oh wait...

by Anonymous 13 years ago