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What do Atheists say when somebody sneezes, amirite?
by Anonymous13 years ago
YOU SNEEZED!!!!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
How about, "No one blesses you" its likes expressing their beliefs every time someone sneezes!
by Anonymous13 years ago
lol
by Anonymous13 years ago
Ha!!
by Anonymous13 years ago
I hope you dont have a serious allergy and dont die because there is no life after death and I would hate that you die at this age.
by Anonymous13 years ago
gesundheit
by Anonymous13 years ago
Yup, I do the same.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I don't say shit, they're just sneezing who cares?
by Anonymous13 years ago
Dane Cook says that they say "nothing happens after you die" ahah look it up
by Anonymous13 years ago
He-he that's the first thing i thought of. :D
by Anonymous13 years ago
Gesundheit or salud. 'God bless you' started because medeival Christians thought that demons were escaping your body when you sneeze. But that's not stupid or anything.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I still say bless you. Whatever, its polite.
by Anonymous13 years ago
Get well soon?
by Anonymous13 years ago
I say bless you because it seems like a nice thing to do, but alot of times when I say that to people who are aware of my beliefs, they berate me for 'referring to something I don't believe in.'
by Anonymous13 years ago
I say bless you. It's just a courteous phrase in my books. I don't literally mean it.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I say excuse you, or, most of the time, I hope you die ;]
by Anonymous13 years ago
You don't need to be religious to bless someone... for example, when a girl gets engaged, her father needs to give his son-in-law his 'blessing'. To bless can be to simply to wish happiness or prosperity upon someone or something.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I just don't say anything. I do, however, thank people when they say "Bless you," to me.
by Anonymous13 years ago
I say "Congrats your heart just stopped for a milisecond"
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