+427 Waking up sick on the weekend is like discovering a pinata is filled with toothbrushes, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Wow, it would be awesome to see the child's face if they discovered their piñata was full of toothbrushes...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ever hear of the Philadelphia flash mobs? Yeah...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Lmaoo! love it!

by Anonymous 13 years ago

ugg today i woke up sick :(

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Me too. It's been grand.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

You are plagiarizing all your posts word-for-word from http://favstar.fm. Seriously man, be original. It's a lot more satisfying when they are your own jokes.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I did enough difficult thinking before I retired from philosophy. I'll do as a please. Now, get off my lawn.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha, that's so funny that you steal all your jokes. Yes, take credit for other people's work. Soak it up buddy. You are a sad hack.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I credit this post, along with other "plagiarized" posts to whomever created the age old jokes. I also offer free philosophy lessons to the poor soul who feels the need to take away from harmless fun. Come, let me help you find happiness.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ha! Nice try. You don't credit the posts anywhere. They are not "age old jokes" but recent jokes that people posted via Twitter. And then you copy and pasted them here. Yes, you falsely took credit for them and yes it's called plagiarism. I do agree that Amirite and Twitter are harmless fun. However, what you are doing (stealing creative content) reeks of desperation. I am a happy guy! In part, because I know I'm original. Anyway, you got caught. I do wish you the best. Just make your best, your own.

by Anonymous 13 years ago