Shut the fuck up about the zombie apocalypse already, we have real things to worry about, amirite?

I wonder who posted this :S

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The CDC posted a warning about a possible zombie apocalypse :) Suck on that OP!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's true; the world has its fair share of problems. But you can never be too prepared for when the zombies strike! Only the prepared will survive!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

We have to go red-neck on them with our guns and metal baseballs bats and bloodhounds

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Bloodhounds? That's a new one... but it sounds like it should work.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I plan on carjacking a station wagon for my new years resolution and prepare. I have somewhat of a plan.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know right we have to wrry about gas prices, taxes, Fault lines cracking, Patrism but not Nationalism,UN problems,and crime rates.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not to mention cancer, AIDS, teenage pregnancy, poverty, obesity, fat people in skinny jeans, terrorism, and the slowly lowering intelligence level of today's generation in general. And lack of sense of humor, as shown by OP.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and hunger and abuse

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I knew I was missing some things.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I thought I was missing things too

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I can't tell if you're trolling or just really stupid.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

....hehe your a zombie.....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I noticed.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Seriously? Whats with this latest fad of being obsessed with zombies, vampires, wizards and all that other shit. THEY ARNT REAL. Grow up already.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You can't prove that a zombie apocolypse can't happen. Read "World War Z" and "A Zombie Survival Guide", that shit makes it seem possible

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've already read A Zombie Survival Guide, and I'm reading World War Z right now. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes we are!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rule #2: Double tap.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rule #1: Cardio

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Rule #?: Always check the back seat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Such as your lack of imagination and your apparent sulkiness about it, I presume. That IS troubling.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least with discussing a zombie apocalypse you touch upon very real and likely scenarios. In the face of disaster how would you react? Do you realize how QUICKLY a society can crumble? Or how barbaric people can become? If we are indeed infested with zombies, do you really think we would have to worry about them more than fellow survivors? When food, water, supplies, medicine, etc. are scarce how much do you you think your life will be worth when you have what somebody else wants? It's a social commentary, really. Zombies are the variable in a much bigger, more realistic problem. I think it's very intelligent to discuss things of this nature.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah! Like when all the super high tech electronics are going to turn evil and take over the world! It's going to happen guys! wary

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes! I was talking with my friends and they were all laughing and joking and being all "I wonder if we could survive the zombie apocalypse!" And it's just like "Shut UP, we need to talk about the current economic crisis!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I could talk all day about gas prices, cancer, AIDS, etc. But there's nothing I could do except maybe raise money or write my representative. I CAN, however, stock up on shotguns and canned foods though :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Never mind zombies. Croatoan is what we've got to worry about.

by Anonymous 12 years ago