+364 Brittany needs to have more lines in Glee, amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Is she the asian or the blonde?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The blonde.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I think my cat's been reading my diary...

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I had a cold, and I took all my antibiotics at the same time, and now... I can't remember how to leave.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"When i pulled my hamstring, I went to a misogynist..."

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Did you know dolphins are just gay sharks

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Laryngitis (#1.20): So you’re pretty much the only guy in this school I haven’t made out with because I thought you were capital G gay, but now that you’re not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me.

by Anonymous 13 years ago