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Kid Rock is the Florida of rock music, amirite?
by bschumm4 weeks ago
Kid Rock went from pretending he was black to pretending he's a good old boy from the south.
by Anonymous4 weeks ago
Key takeaway is that he's only good at pretending.
by oberbrunnercali4 weeks ago
Don't forget pretending to be raised poor.
by Deep_Style4 weeks ago
This is an insult to Florida
by Sea_Tumbleweed4 weeks ago
I tend to agree
by bschumm4 weeks ago
as a non Floridian, i am insulted as well
by Anonymous4 weeks ago
This is an insult to rock music.
by Rowan994 weeks ago
Isn't he from Detroit? Kid Rock is the poisonous lead pipes that slowly brings the intelligence of 'Mericuh's childrens down a bit more each year.
by Faheylawrence4 weeks ago
Kid Rock is the Bermuda Triangle of rock music.
by ReasonableIce4 weeks ago
More specifically, he's the Florida Panhandle
by Anonymous4 weeks ago
Doesn't that depend a lot on how one perceives Florida?
by Wterry4 weeks ago
Don't associate him with us born and bred white trash. Dude was born into good money and found even better money in pretending to be white trash. Which is why he's basically what you would get if you asked any non-white person to draw a white trash rap/country/butt-rock artist. My dude is about as southern as Don Cheadle is British.
by West_Emergency4 weeks ago
then...what is ted nugent?
by Exciting-Diamond6254 weeks ago
A Trumpanzee.
by Anonymous4 weeks ago
Kid Rock is like a dirty above ground unheated pool. Nicknamed FloriBama
by No_Pilot4 weeks ago
I cant explain it, but I always saw him as arkansas
by Anonymous4 weeks ago
I see him as an old man who never could play music, and still thinks of himself as a kid.
by Anonymous4 weeks ago
The best I've heard is he "makes music for people who know the exact price they could get for your catalytic converter." I'll add, but I bet they call it a Cadillac converter.
by Deep_Style4 weeks ago
More like the turd that clogged the toilet at an AYCE buffet.
by Jabari734 weeks ago
I always saw him as your cousin's sketchy boyfriend who liked hanging out with you at a family thing, and said he had to get your number, so you naturally disappeared when everyone was saying goodbye.
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