+51 Most people smell the same at a hotel breakfast, amirite?

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Objection! Solo business travelers

by stehrenola 4 weeks ago

They said bacon.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Solo biz travelers have evening sex

by Front-Top-507 4 weeks ago

Bold of you to assume we're getting breakfast at the hotel and not a swanky overpriced café on the company's dime

by Automatic_Net2017 4 weeks ago

Objection! I just wanted to be included

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Don't get married.... Keep living the dream...

by Huge-Run-9906 4 weeks ago

Probably because everyone eating the "FREE" continental at 8 am washed with same complimentary shampoo and conditioner. But not me since the Marriott switched from gentle coconut to "burn your balls" mint. Because they know what we do in the shadows.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Just don't wash your ass with menthol soap again.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Lol

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

Wanna know what I do in your shadow?

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

I have a severe anaphylactic menthol allergy, thanks Marriott

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago

are you…sniffing people?

by Amely31 4 weeks ago

OP is Joe Biden confirmed

by hermantalon 4 weeks ago

Well, yeah. Wouldn't they all be smelling hotel breakfast?

by langoshpearlie 4 weeks ago

You're saying this because of hotel shampoo/soap right? Idk I feel like a lot of people bring their own shampoo. I've personally never used hotel shampoo.

by Anonymous 4 weeks ago