+51 Most people smell the same at a hotel breakfast, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Objection! Solo business travelers

by stehrenola 1 year ago

They said bacon.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Solo biz travelers have evening sex

by Front-Top-507 1 year ago

Bold of you to assume we're getting breakfast at the hotel and not a swanky overpriced café on the company's dime

by Automatic_Net2017 1 year ago

Objection! I just wanted to be included

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Don't get married.... Keep living the dream...

by Huge-Run-9906 1 year ago

Probably because everyone eating the "FREE" continental at 8 am washed with same complimentary shampoo and conditioner. But not me since the Marriott switched from gentle coconut to "burn your balls" mint. Because they know what we do in the shadows.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Just don't wash your ass with menthol soap again.

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Lol

by Anonymous 1 year ago

Wanna know what I do in your shadow?

by Anonymous 1 year ago

I have a severe anaphylactic menthol allergy, thanks Marriott

by Anonymous 1 year ago

are you…sniffing people?

by Amely31 1 year ago

OP is Joe Biden confirmed

by hermantalon 1 year ago

Well, yeah. Wouldn't they all be smelling hotel breakfast?

by langoshpearlie 1 year ago

You're saying this because of hotel shampoo/soap right? Idk I feel like a lot of people bring their own shampoo. I've personally never used hotel shampoo.

by Anonymous 1 year ago