-39 The first dog to pee on mars owns the whole planet. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not if I get there first and mark my territory

by Jeromesawayn 1 week ago

"Doesn't it look wonderful Shadow?" "...I wanna pee on it"

by Kristoffer82 1 week ago

Haha... he just marked the spot where he wanted to hide the entire planet, he probably wouldn't be able to stand it.

by rstamm 1 week ago

Maybe they'll build a little statue monument to memorialize it and then it can be a tradition for other mars dogs to pee on the monument!

by cordell83 1 week ago

Ye that's not how it works lol or America's urine everywhere would mean something. The world's population says no

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Humans have different norms than dogs. If Dogs ruled the world, Urine would be very important, but it is us humans who are above them, and their Urine is nothing to us. But if a dog were to pee on Mars, it would believe that its territory would be Mars.

by Nitzschemaeve 1 week ago