+15 Cows only eat grass. When they have a baby, that baby was made entirely from grass. Life is strange and awesome. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So, what you're saying is that vegetarians can now eat steak?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yes! We found the loophole.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No. Sadly now vegetarians can't eat vegetables. And since there are microorganisms in water, that's out too.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No but they can eat babies

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Did you know trees only take trace elements from the ground so most of the volume of a tree is made up of carbon from the air. Trees are made mostly from air.

by Feisty-Criticism 1 week ago

Actually, cows eat a lot of plant matter, not just grass. They're also fed grain mixtures (domestic). And they've been known to chomp baby birds and eggs. Oh, and if bugs are on the plants they're eating, welp, the bugs become food, too. Calves (baby cows) are made of cells. Billions of cells. None of these cells are plant cells; they're animal cells. So, no, "baby cows" are not made of "grass".

by Practical-Bad-3961 1 week ago

They didn't write "of grass", but "from grass" , though

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Water and oxygen would like a word

by smiller 1 week ago

So much negativity. It's hard to see that now. Thank you!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Therefore, steak is vegan. QED

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I remember the first time I smoked weed

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Cows aren't made of grass.

by Rboyle 1 week ago