There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead
by Anonymous1 week ago
Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations
by Fabulous-Gain59881 week ago
I'm disappointed this went over most people's heads
by LowFee24011 week ago
monty?
by Puzzleheaded-Fox1 week ago
If he's all dead there's only one thing you can do. Go through his pockets and look for loose change.
by oharacrawford1 week ago
he clearly said "to blave" which we all know means to bluff
by KindlyAntelope14001 week ago
I am dead inside
by Kamronjohnston1 week ago
Statistically, I am mostly dead.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Exactly. Some people are 0.92 dead before their morning coffee.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I feel more dead than 0.92 so I guess im above average. Thats nice.
by Tricky_Advisor1 week ago
I'd say this is accurate. I feel like I'm only 0.08 alive tbh.
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's basically how i feel rn
by Anonymous1 week ago
I always liked the "The average person has less than 2 arms." statement. While technically true also showcases how you can manipulate math, especially averages and statistics, to give you absurd answers.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Pretty sure while the average person might be around 0.92 dead if we treat dead/alive like a numerical scale, this way of thinking about it isn't accurate. A person is either alive or dead. It's a binary state, not a sliding scale.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Well, yes, that's why the avarage doesn't really mean much in this context.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Ok, I see where you are directing that. Apologies.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Asymptotically dead.
by bartolettijedid1 week ago
That means it is left skewed
by Anonymous1 week ago
Rounding up, though? Dead.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Less than 8% of all people ever are alive right now.
by Ok-Meaning1 week ago
I always see this phrased as "less than" as if it's not a lot, but I think the crazy stat is the other way around. Humans have existed as a species for hundreds of thousands of years, and yet 8% of them are still alive right now!
by Cweissnat1 week ago
ETA: I did my math wrong and it's actually 6.2% Which when coupled with "less than 8%" still makes a true statement. Congratulations.
by yundteladio1 week ago
Kinda scary if you think about it, means our species probably doesn't last that much longer from here.
by Anonymous1 week ago
No, theres just been thousands of years for humans to be born and die.
by Ok_Couple1 week ago
What? Humans have been here for militias with more of us alive at one time now than ever in history
by No-Highlight1 week ago
Right and if we exist much longer at our current population, then the probability of us existing right now drastically decreases.
by Anonymous1 week ago
The growth rate is shrinking. As quality of life increases, growth rate counter intuitively decreases. Thats awfully convenient. Hopefully we can figure out how to make this place a little nicer soon
by Tricky_Advisor1 week ago
intersting it also goes the other way, the worse conditions are, the more children we have.
by Anonymous1 week ago
The average person is more than 92% dead then 🤷🏼♀️
by Important_Big71471 week ago
What you're saying is statistically, only 92% of people die
by Bashirianmiller1 week ago
Which is actually more than I would have guessed.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Why couldn't I have been part of the majority for once?
by ardithmiller1 week ago
Less than 100% of all people ever are alive right now.
by MinuteCurrency1 week ago
The average person also has less than two legs!
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yes! You might want to know about Myrtle Corbin though. Just in case you don't yet :)
by Important_Big71471 week ago
The average person has 0.5 penises and 0.5 vaginas
by Anonymous1 week ago
it's a lot less, so the gender population gap will play a bigger role than intersexual
by Anonymous1 week ago
I reckon that a sufficient amount of penises have been lost in accidents and the likes to counteract intersexuality. I'd even wager that penis-loss is more prevalent than intersexuality and thus makes the penis stat < 0.5. However, intersexuality would probably still be statistically significant for the vagina stat, since I imagine losing a vagina is a lot rarer than losing a penis. More research is needed.
by Anonymous1 week ago
"After 1800 this changed fundamentally: the world population was around 1 billion in the year 1800 and is now, at around 8 billion, 8 times larger. Around 108 billion people have ever lived on our planet. This means that today's population size makes up 6.5% of the total number of people ever born." So like for every living person there are rounded 19 dead
by Anonymous1 week ago
There are well over twice as many people alive now as there were even when I was born. It cannot be sustainable.
by Anonymous1 week ago
The average person has never existed.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Hopefully
by Odd-Note-6441 week ago
If we're including all the people who will ever live, yeah. But that's optimistically assuming that the human species will persist for many thousands or millions of years into the future. If humanity were about to go extinct, perhaps not.
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's what it feels like most of the time
by AcrobaticPassion1 week ago
God I wish that were me
by Anonymous1 week ago
When calculating averages among people, it's customary to omit the dead people.
by Successful-Wind1 week ago
Zombies: That's vitalist discrimination.
by teresa191 week ago
You should include those who haven't been born yet in your statistics.
by Then-Ad35821 week ago
No.....
by noemidicki1 week ago
*inside most of the time…
by Anonymous1 week ago
*all of the time...
by Anonymous1 week ago
Oach
by Anonymous1 week ago
The truly average person has never been born.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I believe the correct statement is the average person is "mostly dead." Need to watch more Princess Bride
by Anonymous1 week ago
I'm dead inside, don't know if that counts.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Is a dead human a person?
by Anonymous1 week ago
wait what does this even mean
by QuickPriority70751 week ago
You can only take averages of quantitative states. Dead or alive is a qualitative state.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Dead = 0 Alive = 1 There, your qualitative state is now quantitative
by Anonymous1 week ago
🤓 ahem No it's not. You can have 0.5 apples but not be 0.5 dead. It's meaningful to say I have twice as many apples as you, but I can't be twice as alive as you. In theory you also can't take the average of temperatures for the same reason
by Anonymous1 week ago
Here's where rounding comes in. ~0.06 rounds to zero
by Anonymous1 week ago
For every 1 living person there are 15 dead
by National_Sir1 week ago
Your statement is so hard to understand. Define average person?
by Nearby_Doctor1 week ago
Most people haven't been born yet
by Anonymous1 week ago
The average person has one breast and one testicle.
by Anonymous1 week ago
So the average person is a dead Chinese woman named Mohammed?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I am dead inside, does that count?
by AcrobaticPassion1 week ago
My estimates are 30% npc(no inner voice) 65% dead(died from early trauma or giving up still 'funxtioning' soulless.) 5% awake/questing.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Most people have more than the average number of fingers
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