You may already own the clothes you will die in. amirite?

Thank you for a cheerful morning.

by Jaceykunze 1 week ago

cheerful mourning *

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Mourning Cheerfully

by Josephine55 1 week ago

Churning morefully

by Jheidenreich 1 week ago

Florning Cornfully

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Right 🤣🤣

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm intending to die naked. I sleep naked and 1 in 8 people die in their sleep so it's a distinct possibility.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You're going to be one comfortable ghost.

by Hettiebuckridge 1 week ago

I dunno, can ghosts cook bacon naked?

by Entire-Parsnip 1 week ago

Probably not, but I won't give any definitive answers until after I'm dead

by Hettiebuckridge 1 week ago

If ghosts can cook at all, then yes they can. Bonus: they don't have to worry about grease burns.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

birthday suit and death suit, how poetic

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I came into this world screaming and naked, and I'll leave this world screaming and naked dammit!

by april36 1 week ago

Why sleep naked?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I can confirm it's hot AF

by CaterpillarOk 1 week ago

"The call came from inside the house!"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Word. That's wild. It being hot af in my room is exactly why I don't sleep naked because then I'd sweat on the bed. I just accepted the L to sweat in the clothes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Why not sleep naked?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Only one in eight??!?

by Unhappy-Shallot3151 1 week ago

You need to kill 7 people and then immediately go to sleep, it's simple maths This is satire please don't kill people

by muellertrisha 1 week ago

It got real too fast in here for me.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Howdilly-ho, neighbourino!

by Dangerous-Pudding-40 1 week ago

Of course I know him. He's me

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Damn, that's deep

by Adept-Meat3305 1 week ago

I'm imagining a murder in a men's clothing store where one is good friends with the tailor ... the Haberdasher Slasher

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Good thing I have no friends

by Ilockman 1 week ago

This is true if you get murdered though... so often times it's people who are in not so respectable groups. So often times they know not so respectable people So in your case these stats mean not so much

by Mental_Heron_8505 1 week ago

Something like 20k homicides happen each year. Chances are you won't be murdered.

by Outrageous_Head50 1 week ago

You may already be wearing them

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I think this everyday lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I actually do have a puppy lol. I'm not scared of death but the puppy helps.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's not about being scared of death. It's the thinking about death.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wear nice underwear

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm not encouraging anyone with my dead body

by osinskiquinn 1 week ago

Oh god….now that's grim☠️

by AffectionateRich 1 week ago

If I could be so lucky

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My mother always told me to wear matching bra and underwear for this reason. I was already in a bad car accident that they had to cut my clothing off. If they don't match they better at least be beautiful 😆

by AffectionateRich 1 week ago

I always wonder what song, if any, will be playing when I die. It's one of the big reasons I skip "Macarena" whenever it starts playing during my commute.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's one of the big reasons I DON'T skip Macarena

by SavingsIncome 1 week ago

You may currently own the clothes I will die in

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unlikely but anything's possible

by CarInside2051 1 week ago

I'm gonna die this poor? T_T

by Anonymous 1 week ago

no no no, you MAY die this poor!

by Stefanweber 1 week ago

Some are already eaten their last meal

by theresia56 1 week ago

I have read another version: every time you get dressed, remember that if you die, that's your outfit ghost forever.

by Leslie59 1 week ago

Haha ghost clothes. Doesn't even make sense

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's why i never go outside in pajamas

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume I will die while clothed.

by xstrosin 1 week ago

Taking it further, your method of death may already exist too. Maybe it's a car. A pool. A rope.

by alexandro27 1 week ago

Reminds me of Final Destination

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I doubt that. Where does one even find a bright blue skin tight leather jump suit with green peacock feathers in this economy? It's gonna be at least two decades before I get that.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or maybe I haven't bought them yet.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My BIL was a woodworker and made an urn for my dad when he died. My mom ended up spreading is ashes and wasn't using the urn anymore. My BIL was killed in an accident and the urn was given to my sister to put his ashes in. He had no idea he was making it for himself.

by sawaynhank 1 week ago

Haha, I've already outgrown the clothes in going to die in! Checkmate, mortality!

by Arvellang 1 week ago

I mean, 97% chance I die naked, so I've always owned em.

by SpecialistDay 1 week ago

Ghost outfits fr. Bitch I'm wearing an oversized men's t shirt and roots sweatpants. Better not die today.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Good. That means my clothes will last me a lifetime.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm still young so hopefully not. Then again, I didn't think I'd get this old in the first place, so who knows

by kyleigh06 1 week ago

Now I will consider this each morning.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sorry about that lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Consider your choice carefully.

by orolfson 1 week ago

A sad story from my family. My uncle went shopping for his wedding suite together with my mom. He died a week before his wedding and was buried wearing the suit he had chosen himself.

by laila88 1 week ago

Well. I'm not chilling anymore. Thanks!

by StrictHippo9067 1 week ago

so make sure all your clothing purchases are hella fly.

by robertsdorcas 1 week ago

It would be unusual to die wearing someone else's clothes, though you may be into that and it could even be the reason you die.

by Mariahmcdermott 1 week ago

May already be wearing them too.

by gerda22 1 week ago

My mom always says to me WEAR CLEAN UNDERWEAR IN CASE YOURE IN AN ACCIDENT AND THEY NEED TO CUT OFF YOUR CLOTHES 🤣 traumatized me since forever lol

by nicolekuhn 1 week ago

You might even be wearing them right now

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Most people will probably die in a faded hospital gown.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Every year, you pass the anniversary of your inevitable death.

by Bubbly_Difficulty639 1 week ago

Didn't need that before going to sleep but ok

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not totally related but my aunt always used to say, "gee, I should really clean my room in case I die, I don't want anyone seeing that."

by Haagrashad 1 week ago

You might be wearing them now

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And they are also speaking to their loved one for the last time

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nice. I live in iran and am near an important military base. So this chance for me is a bit higher. Just a tad bit. Cool thing to know though

by xshields 1 week ago

The clothes, the car, the house... You might already have all kinds of stuff you'll die with.

by Upper_Cat_105 1 week ago

Who says I'm dying in clothes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I reckon I'm wearing mine.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm sure I do, I'm not planning to buy a death-dress.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Frugal me, I hope so

by SoftLimp8130 1 week ago

Chances are, especially in this economy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Crap. I want to die naked.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Bold of you to assume I will die with clothes on.

by tiffany60 1 week ago

I got stuff from highschool 20 years ago. O yah. I've made my purchases, signed off on all the videogames I'll never play. What to do with the back half of life….i dunno.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I hope it's the ones I'm wearing now, let's gooo

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I know. This is why I dress up when I go out. I don't wanna be haunting a place as a ghost in gym shorts.

by Linniebednar 1 week ago

I do, my old army BDU uniform and jump boots

by Rleannon 1 week ago

I've been wearing the same jackets for like 15 years so I wouldn't be shocked if I die wearing one of them.

by Repulsive-Cost 1 week ago

My momma always told me, "wear clean underwear, you may end up in the hospital today…". wtf?

by Dependent-Prior 1 week ago

Makes my funeral cheaper

by lucasbeer 1 week ago

what if we die while bathing..

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I have clothes from high school (graduated in 1999). Pretty sure that is correct.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Trash bags are now in fashion.

by SpecialistPassage 1 week ago

I intend to leave this world how I entered it, naked and crying.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I almost died naked checkmate

by AfterBass 1 week ago

Let's put it on. Put what on? The last suit you'll ever wear.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not if it's a company uniform that you have to return.

by Sad_Wealth 1 week ago

Yeah I got my birthday suit on always 😂 I know I'll be sporting it on my d day

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This could be the last IPhone I own

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's totally possible, I want my last day to be nostalgic

by ayla37 1 week ago

And I probably already own the clothes I'll be buried in

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I better change my underwear then

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well I'd hope the clothes I die in are mine and not someone elses

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Most likely. Most of the clothes I own are clothes that I had for around 10 years now and they still look fine so most likely I do.

by Icy-Love-777 1 week ago

I was born naked and i will die naked

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's why I sleep naked.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Good I hate shopping.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well, the shroud was half price on eBay.

by Silver_Hedgehog 1 week ago

Hey how about you shut up. Thanks.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I felt that feeling when my friend died unexpectedly at age 40, and I inherited his clothes. The strangeness of it, wearing his clothes. t The last clothes he ever owned. He lived his whole life thinking he'd always buy more clothes. I was lucky we were around the same height.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I hope so, I just got a really cool hat

by lillacrooks 1 week ago

It could be the outfit I'm wearing right now

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My brother and I own the same shirt that he died in, I can't help but think about it every time I wear it. The shirt - the text seems ironic now. I only know it was this shirt because I inherited his clothes and there's no longer two.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There are places you will never go to again, people you will never see again, things you will never do again, food you will never eat again. And you will never know when you will be having the last sex you will ever have. Now here's Tom with the weather...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I definitely do. And it won't be long now

by ActuatorFirst 1 week ago

Already stated in will/power of attorney/living will/etc that I want my funeral to be a hawaiian luau. I want to be buried in a hawaiian shirt, shorts and sandles. No mourning, just having a good time.

by charris 1 week ago

Well you're not wrong. I had my birthday suit all my life

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm 35 and still have clothes from college. It's pretty likely I'll still have many of the clothes I have now when I die no matter how far off that is.

by Murraysylvan 1 week ago

I know full well the jacket I'm dying in

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'll burn all my clothes tomorrow. I'll burn them while naked, so if I die in the fire, you will still be wrong. Gotta get naked fast though, I could be already dying.

by IllustriousKey8148 1 week ago

Looks at my 21st birthday coming up "I better hope not"

by Jmclaughlin 1 week ago

Bold to assume I wear clothes

by Entire-Source 1 week ago

Wow thank you for that.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh good, then I won't have to go shopping

by Independent_Waltz 1 week ago

I hope to die without any on.

by More_Confidence 1 week ago

I hope so, it's. 600 dollar suit and I don't wanna buy another one for the rest of my days

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You may also already, not own the clothes you will die in.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Also: One day you will watch a preview for a movie you won't be alive to see.

by Odd-Kaleidoscope 1 week ago

Well. I don't think I like you very much.

by sipesfernando 1 week ago

That saves me extra money and time having to die fancy.

by Marvintina 1 week ago

I honestly think about this sort of thing a lot. What if you died today? Would you be happy with the clothes that you chose to wear when they found you? And I'm also just generally fascinated by what people leave behind. Sometimes when people die, what they leave behind is the only indication of who they were. Their life story told through The eyes of their possessions. I often think about what my possessions would say about me.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I plan on dying naked though and am naked about 99% of the time so I have a pretty good shot at it.

by Swimming_Monitor_346 1 week ago

Especially since I wear like 1 pair of pants

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Most definitely. I buy clothes about once a decade.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Probably. I'm still wearing stuff I got 20-30 years ago.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well I'm not buying any afterwards

by Informal-Place 1 week ago

My motorcycle gear seems the best bet

by ImpossibleBottle6554 1 week ago

The only clothes I've bought in the last ~5 years are jeans with an elasticated waist because I've put on some weight, so I'd say almost definite.

by GrapefruitFast7231 1 week ago

Oh yeah? Well maybe YOU own the clothes that i'll die in. Ever think of that?

by Anonymous 1 week ago