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1 million seconds ago was 9th april 2024 whereas 1 billion seconds ago was 1993, amirite?
by Consistent_Tip_97151 week ago
1 trillion seconds ago was 30,000BC...
by Anonymous1 week ago
1 quadrillion seconds ago was 31,688,739 years ago
by Anonymous1 week ago
Wow, I wonder what the atoms that make my body were doing then.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Probably just preparing to be freaking rad
by Budget-Chair-30141 week ago
Jesse, we gotta cook
by Local-Discussion-1231 week ago
Probably starting to form together your cock because your cock is so big that it took that long for all the atoms to arrange to form your giant massive cock big boy
by Anonymous1 week ago
Jesus
by Anonymous1 week ago
Bro cooked harder than jesus
by ransomdare1 week ago
Its been that much already, huh
by Anonymous1 week ago
22 July 1992 at 12:42 CST 🤓
by deven411 week ago
Isn't that close to the supposed "Good Day" from the Ice Cube song?
by CompanyAgreeable1 week ago
January 20th
by Anonymous1 week ago
I see my birth date
by Technical_Tank_76451 week ago
Not a jacker in sight
by BuffaloRude1 week ago
Is that including the leap second?
by Happy-Secretary1 week ago
Not gonna lie. I am nostalgic for that date.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Damn, I'm a bit over a billion seconds old apparently
by Anonymous1 week ago
You're about 3 weeks off, it would be 11 August 1992, or 2 days after the Barcelona Olympics closing ceremony.
by Comfortable-Nerve1 week ago
Well, his math is half a year off ¯\(ツ)/¯
by Anonymous1 week ago
One year is approximately pi times 107 seconds (about 30 million), so a billion seconds is around 30 years. I only know the pi approximation from an astronomy course I took though!
by Immediate-Reply-60361 week ago
You do your math dry? Pffft. I do my math as a puddle
by Anonymous1 week ago
And 2 billion Terminds ago was April 17th
by Jacey341 week ago
With $1M you could buy 186,915 Big Macs With $1B you could buy 229,885,057 Big Macs Just mainline the special sauce at that point!
by Lost_Bumblebee1 week ago
And, 1 million trillion seconds ago, there was no such thing as time.
by Anonymous1 week ago
1 trillion seconds ago was 30,000bc
by Anonymous1 week ago
Maybe I got a couple trillion trillions wrong. :) I wanted to say that once upon a time, there was no such a thing as time.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Hits blunt then masturbaits furiously
by Anonymous1 week ago
There was no up there was no down there was no side to side
by Heavy-Experience58561 week ago
He said 1 million trillion though
by Anonymous1 week ago
Wow, it's almost like it's 1000X larger!
by ortizfidel1 week ago
1 billion=1000million
by Anonymous1 week ago
9 billion seconds ago: August 29, 1789
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's what happens when you increase something by multiple magnitudes.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Time flies when you're enjoying yourself?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I wanna go back to 1993.
by ThisCrow1 week ago
Wow that's pretty crazy
by wratke1 week ago
1000x is a big difference. 1 trillion seconds ago neanderthals and humans still coexisted and were painting on cave walls
by Anonymous1 week ago
I am constantly astounded how people don't seem to have already grasped that, yes, 1000 is in fact a big number to multiply something by.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Exactly why billionaires are unethical No human needs that much wealth
by Alert_Fall52761 week ago
Absolutely positively mind boggling
by Easy-Improvement1 week ago
Wow. It's almost as if 1 billion is greater than 1 million. How has no one else ever realized this before??
by PuzzleheadedSort48841 week ago
1 billion somehow doesnt sound much in this sense.
by FunnyValuable44701 week ago
So, 1 billion seconds in a decade…got it
by Beahanantone1 week ago
A decade is 10 years, 1993 is more than 3 decades ago.
by ZealousidealRoad1 week ago
You shut up, liar, it was not.
by Wallacenitzsche1 week ago
I was born 92, believe me, it's not a fact I enjoy either
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