+29 Loud sex isn't really as burdensome as people make it out to be. amirite?

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

I usually don't care, but I draw the line at screaming and screeching. Was at a hotel in Germany once and couldn't sleep the entire night because every couple hours you'd hear an Eastern European woman screaming some variation of, "GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GIVE IT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEE." Then a (British?) man replies back, also yelling, "I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!" Like geez, we get it, you're giving it to her and she's taking it, now let us sleep!

by Mountain_Bullfrog_46 1 week ago

My upstairs neighbor in old APT (I was 16ish) absolutely POUNDED his wife for like 30 minutes in their living room, right under mine, trying to play far cry primal, and I hear some primal sounds the entire time. It was absolutely savage.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It was for extra immersion

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Lmao, I told my buddy, and every time he saw my neighbor, he said, "Good pounding, my dude." My neighbor hated him for it and even tried to fight that 23 year old friend (Neighbor was in his 40s and high ranking in the military, base was down the street from the complex) it became an inside joke for the group. I miss that guy. The inside jokes were on an entirely different level. Shout out to Alan. Wish he was a tad bit better of a friend.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Alan - the lovable rouge, who is your friend, but sadly a rogue!

by Independent-Space 1 week ago

I fixed it a little sorry I got excited reliving that memory. Hope it makes sense now

by Anonymous 1 week ago

😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is very Seinfeld-esque

by Darrinbogisich 1 week ago

You're underestimating middle-aged onenightstands

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Did he sound like he "arrived"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Maybe he was trying to give her some snacks but what tied up. She was starving. XD

by jhirthe 1 week ago

Lmfao!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wow. That's just… wow.

by mariannebartell 1 week ago

Counter point: if I happen to still live with my parents I don't exactly want them awkwardly knowing I'm balls deep in a woman

by Various_Invite7905 1 week ago

Do it anyway. It's a power move.

by Practical-Formal-478 1 week ago

His dad has already established his dominance.

by Key_Friendship 1 week ago

She calls you daddy out loud, next thing you know, your dad is next to you saying, "you called"?.

by Electrical_Usual 1 week ago

"Hi Cumming, I'm Dad!"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Who wants the first reach around? I just picked up a pair of Freddy Krueger replica gloves from the Halloween store. Let's play

by Electrical_Usual 1 week ago

Sit right there son and let me show you how it's done.

by Key_Friendship 1 week ago

By cumming first?

by Careless_Discount_61 1 week ago

If you ain't first, you're last.

by Key_Friendship 1 week ago

Men are an option.

by Kitchen-Emphasis5148 1 week ago

Maybe your parents will be proud of you

by mekhisteuber 1 week ago

"You hear that? That's ma boy!"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I was hooking up with a girl from an old serving job back in the day when I still lived with my mom. One morning after the girl left, I went upstairs, and the first thing my mom said to me was "wow she's really a screamer, huh?"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh God lol

by Different_Plenty_772 1 week ago

I have done that she woke everyone in the house mom stepdad my brother and sister and it was also the night I found out I needed to invest in water proof sheets

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or hear your parents have loud sex

by Dwightmarquardt 1 week ago

Uh, but if you don't…

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

Joining in usually shuts them up, after you hear something you stand close to the wall and go "Yes Yes YES YESSSSS deeper ! harder, slower, more brocolliiiiiiiiii "

by AccordingSky4494 1 week ago

I've actually done this before and it made them laugh 😂

by vweimann 1 week ago

Harder,better,faster, stronger

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You've obviously never been in a cheap motel before. Every ten minutes you wake up to pounding on the wall. The noise levels alone can be unbearable, let alone any awkwardness or anything.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Then he's one the phone talking to his wife on the balcony as the mistress is kissing him goodbye 🤣🤣

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oh probably. And that's whatever. I just need to get good sleep sometimes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Its a cheap motel... lmao if you are expecting silence and privacy, that is 100% on you.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not everyone's able to afford a nice hotel when traveling

by Potential_Prompt_366 1 week ago

Feature, not a bug!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The bugs are crawling in the mattress anyway

by Oaltenwerth 1 week ago

Not being able to sleep in a place you paid extra to sleep there is a feature?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's a cheap motel, if you wanna stay at the Ritz don't stay at a cheap motel lmao

by InterestSuch5938 1 week ago

If you live in an apartment, or are in a hotel, you KNOW you have neighbors. Be considerate to them.

by Aggravating_Mode 1 week ago

some people over do it and it's just cringe

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unpopular opinion. Loud sex doesn't mean it's good sex.

by lesliebartolett 1 week ago

more likely a pervert who likes hearing other people have sex

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It is actually possible to have sex and not be a screeching maniac. People can have all the fun they want and not wak up their neighbors

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A lot of people are not making "natural" noises. You won't hear those very much through walls. They put on a performance and yell and moan as artificially and as loudly as they can. It's fake.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Neighbours are just tryna help me jack off.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

OP 100% jerks off to the sound of his neighbors banging.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I had neighbors who would have the wildest sex at around the same time every morning. Their busted bedroom window with just a screen was literally four or five feet from the edge of my driveway and I could always hear them loud and clear while getting in my car to go to work. They really loved calling each other names lmao

by vweimann 1 week ago

Time and place. If you are staying with family, it's not really appropriate to be moaning and vocalizing loud enough to broadcast it to the entire family. If you are in a shared residence with like roommates, and they have to work the next day or have an early start, it's inconsiderate and disrespectful. If you are hooking up with someone every night or multiple times a week and having loud vocal sex, it can become annoying to those you may live in close proximity to. No, there is nothing wrong with loud and vocal sex on it's own. But if your personal enjoyment is coming at the cost of someone else, then it becomes a problem.

by tbayer 1 week ago

So if your neighbors want to be up late blasting music and being loud, is that okay? If you share walls, you need to be considerate of your neighbors. Being loud at night - regardless of the activity - is inconsiderate.

by Safe-Method-3501 1 week ago

I think you're just a voyeur.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'd much rather 15 minutes of someone enjoying themselves than my neighbor's dang dog that barks for 4 hours straight when they leave the house.

by wolfmyrtie 1 week ago

I never said it did.

by wolfmyrtie 1 week ago

Don't listen to them. Bad things are better than other bad things. To think otherwise is ridiculous.

by Acrobatic_Repair7414 1 week ago

Hey man loud sex is annoying but what about the neighbors dog barking for four hours when they leave the house? How do you feel about that?

by InterestSuch5938 1 week ago

Exactly.

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

If that happens to me, I'll just barge in and ask for a threesome.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

thiiiiiiiis is a weird one

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is it wrong tho?

by PsychologicalJob 1 week ago

Yes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

How so?

by PsychologicalJob 1 week ago

I, too, like to edge brother... We see you...

by Common-Ad 1 week ago

I mean, I don't mind it but I don't prefer it. I know it isn't that good no need for the theatrics lmao, also it's sometimes distracting especially if there's someone sleeping in the next room… it's perfectly fine in some instances but idk I think it's annoying

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I understand you have a really traumatic background, which probably makes you say that, but kids should absolutely be taught about sex. Sex is a natural part of life and demonizing and hiding it until a kid turns 18 is not doing them any favors. Kids won't break if you tell them where babies come from. They also should know everything about STDs, consent, birth control etc in their early teenage years so if they choose to have sex they know what they're doing and how to do it safely. No one should ever have to experience what you went through, but it's not in any way comparable to age appropriate sex ED.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Kids should definitely be properly educated about sex and sexual health, but being exposed to sexual situations is a very different issue. Forcing children to listen to loud sex isn't teaching them anything

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Teenagers should know about sex. But they shouldn't be exposed to it. And kids certainly don't need either. Hopefully you're childfree, have a good day.

by aconsidine 1 week ago

Good for you

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I am no prude, but why is it ok for kids to be unwilling participants in your sex life ? Why is it ok for adults for that matter? Have you ever heard about consent?

by Ok_Spite_7562 1 week ago

Well this definitely is an unpopular opinion ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by Adeline25 1 week ago

Ok Tom, whatever you say.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Definitely unpopular so bravo I have some weird trauma or something as hearing others have sex, particularly female moans, is probably the most uncomfortable thing for me in the world (seriously). Even with an active sex life myself

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But like, they can make their room soundproof right? By installing curtains and mattings ..... Ofc, for the average person, it's not an issue. But what if you're preparing for exam and all you can hear is moaning... Would you be able to focus? Heck, say you have to wake up early but you can't even sleep due to the moans? (I'm a sound-sensitive person so I need complete silence to be able to sleep).

by Additional-Rip2191 1 week ago

You can enjoy it without being really loud, some people want to enjoy some peace and quiet at home.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No its annoying. Expressly when I'm trying to sleep. I'm epileptic, waking me up, then me not being able get back to sleep to get 8 hours sleep could give me a seziure. Plus its inappropriate if you have kids.

by wlueilwitz 1 week ago

If I was in your place I would cougar mating calls or turtle mating noises

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yeah, who cares? Blame the walls.

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

It may not be distasteful for you but it's inappropriate for many listeners including children.

by Thin-Lingonberry 1 week ago

It's a natural sound of life.

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

So is taking a dump but I don't make you listen to that

by Thin-Lingonberry 1 week ago

The public bathroom when that one dude start grunting and a loud boom sound come. i sadly will say I was the victim of that predicament.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You do if the walls are thin enough. Which is the actual problem.

by Coy81 1 week ago

Touché

by Thin-Lingonberry 1 week ago

"It'S nAtUrAl" …weirdo

by Adeline25 1 week ago

And if you have a voyeurism kink it's pretty hot. ... Or so people tell me

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I just use it as ASMR.

by gloverrafaela 1 week ago

It's especially not burdensome when I do it because it lasts for a very limited time.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Okay, and if it's your parents you are hearing?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

As a possible asexual person, overhearing would make me so damn uncomfortable 😭

by Anonymous 1 week ago

True that. Everyone forgets asexual people exist.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Agreed. Unless there are weird noises happening, It shouldn't sound like a zoo. I'd be more freaked out though if it was dead silent.

by bertrand93 1 week ago

It depends on situation I'd say. If it's noon, by all means go ahead and get your freak on. But if it's 11pm at night and I got to get up early for work, I don't feel like listening and waiting for you to get a nut before I can go back to sleep. Also, if you know your neighbors have kids, that's not something you need to be advertising to the neighborhood kids asking why someone is sounding like they're in pain

by Anonymous 1 week ago

yea it's awkward asf...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Tbh I think the problem is not so much "they annoy me" and more about "I feel like I am breaching your intimancy" I would not give a damn if I hear random sexy noises, but if I get along with the couple, I would rather not know anything about how his sex life is like (outside of an actual conversation about it with them).

by Odd-Dark 1 week ago

More like their intimacy is breaching your life lol

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You feel like you're the issue, not them?

by Acrobatic_Repair7414 1 week ago

Loud sex is overcompensating for something majorly wrong in the bedroom

by Murrayedd 1 week ago

Uhhhhh buddy I'm sorry.

by Mose52 1 week ago

I'm mean if you're throwing it down and she's thrashing and the bed is smacking the wall like a jackhammer the loudness is def not something going wrong.

by Best_Road 1 week ago

Depends,if it sounds like those fake pornstar sounds then yes but some girls are just loud and some girls are as quiet as a mouse not necessarily indicative of the sex being bad

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No woman will be quiet like a mouse if she's good 🤨

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

Bruh you aren't an sex expert because you've watched the entirety of Pornhubs catalogs.

by yhalvorson 1 week ago

Have you considered you're just a bad lay?

by ConcentrateUnhappy59 1 week ago

You must be experienced in this...

by Worried-Resource 1 week ago

Lmao I'm sorry if you believe this 😂

by Majestic_Yam2851 1 week ago

I get turned on by being loud and low key others being loud is like music to my ears depends on my surroundings forsure though

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Honestly im silent because im Just in awwe, its a compliment

by Anonymous 1 week ago

When I hear neighbors having loud sex, I find it wholesome/inspiring at best, and amusing at worst.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The gossip around your neighborhood would be interesting though...

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm not a prude, so I agree. It's only annoying when it wakes me up at 3 am the morning I have to get up at 6:30 am.

by cartwrightherth 1 week ago

Depends how loud and what time it is. If people two doors down can hear them at 2am that seems unreasonable to me.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

One time at 5 in the morning, I heard my roommate in the next room hooking up with his gf. Before I can fall back asleep, all of a sudden I hear "uh...ohhh....Uhhh......GAAANNNNGGG!!!!" I couldn't fall back asleep after laughing so hard

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It depends on the time. If you're in an apartment and can hear your neighbor at 3am then you should be as quiet as possible

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My only worry is because my house is right next door to the neighbor like so close out bedroom window is mere inches from their driveway. If our window is ever open they could hear us as if they were in the same room. Also my neighbor is my landlord and they are religious (not sure how prudish they are though).

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Oof. Dudes likes to hear

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't like it I think I have trauma from like hearing adults have sex when I was a kid weirds me out luckily I live alone

by Schmittalexandr 1 week ago

Once we could hear my ex's roommate with a guy in her room and my ex made us drive out into a cold ass parking lot and just sit there. It was the middle of the night. When I said it's not that big a deal and we should just go back she called me a pervert.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't care in a hotel . I do care at my home especially if I'm recording or on a call

by PutridComplex 1 week ago

My fiancé is pretty loud, and others hear it. We are all grown-ups, so it's really not a big deal.

by AccordingLet8227 1 week ago

What's funny is that in 2 years of taking late night noise complaint calls not one has been "they were having loud sex" it's always "they were playing loud music and/or tv" which obviously was to cover up the sex.

by mcartwright 1 week ago

I'm entitled to my peace and quiet. So be a good neighbor and shove some dildos in your mouth.

by Jacobsonwarren 1 week ago

I just hate then when I loudly masturbate to it I'M the bad guy

by Anonymous 1 week ago

If it is genuine it is sexy and wonderful and encouraged. Its easy to spot a showboater tho

by Severe_Cranberry_952 1 week ago

Okay this is hilarious. I'm sorry and you should'nt have to deal with that but it's still hilarious

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Living in a city, I just don't want details. Enjoy yourselves but make it snappy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Better the sound of loving than the sound of fighting.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

We live in a civilised society, some people don't want to hear that, you want to live and make sounds like an animal go live in the woods, and have some respect for your surroundings. 🤣

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It provides good jerking off material.

by Puzzleheaded-Bee 1 week ago

I hate it since it makes me horny.

by Willardhalvorso 1 week ago

I feel like you have to be pretty crazy loud to be heard over almost any normal noise, TV, games, music, etc. I used to live with about 10 people and had a couple loud sex people in the house. Being in the same house with those people just one or two rooms away and as long as my TV was on it was hardly something I could even notice. I think its really overblown generally.

by TraditionalBook8613 1 week ago

Honestly I love loud sex 🫠 the more vocal you are, the hotter it is for me, but no awakes fumbling dirty talk lol then the buzz is really killed. Just any type of natural noises is 👌

by mariannebartell 1 week ago

Unpopular opinion on your unpopular opinion: it's free audio porn. 🤷🏻‍♂️

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There is literally never an acceptable level of noise that you should accept from neighbors in an apartment setting, or at least, at night. And you should never hear anything happening in a neighbor's house.

by Fkonopelski 1 week ago

I hear it twice a week

by Rauwinifred 1 week ago

What a blessing it isn't daily.

by SenseHairy2304 1 week ago

Just wait until it is your teenagers

by SenseHairy2304 1 week ago

When I beat off I make sure all 4 of my neighbors know.

by Key_Friendship 1 week ago

Esp in doggy

by vtrantow 1 week ago

The degree to which we care reflects nothing other than our own degree of sexual frustration.

by Coleman02 1 week ago

Better than dogs barking

by williamsonfloss 1 week ago

No. Its cringe. End of story

by AdditionExcellent531 1 week ago