Short people are less likely to break their phone when they drop it. amirite?

But then they typically have smaller hands too which makes them more likely to drop big phones (though it feels like we're a bit past peak HUEG PHONE now).

by avery45 1 week ago

Man, I've seen you everywhere with your little rhymes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

To fit in with the rest of the losers that don't understand couplets

by gerlachamalia 1 week ago

Or nested tuplets

by Eleazarjacobs 1 week ago

Or men from Nantucket.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A tear has fallen...

by Aromatic-Fish-6104 1 week ago

As a wise man once said- "short pwople are like eco-friendly humans"

by rempeljasper 1 week ago

I'm 5'2" and have never broken a phone, despite frequently dropping phones. I've probably jinxed myself now. 🥲

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nope because tall people have more time to react and break the fall with their foot

by Anonymous 1 week ago

All fun and games until you boot the phone of your toe into a door handle instead of the carpet

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Came here to say this. My medium-tall self has more time; to either gently catch it and lower it down like a footbag pro or boot it into the stratosphere like a FIFA goalie. It's a binary state. Shrodinger's save.

by No-Quality 1 week ago

I'm 5,3 and my phone broke when it fell out my pocket

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Were u by any chance jumping on a trampoline when it dropped(jk please don't take any offence).

by Silver_Travel 1 week ago

No but it landed on the edge of a staircase like the corner just unlucky really

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm 5'2. I've dropped my phone a million times and it never broke. Maybe u just need to drop an inch off your height

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm 6'2" and have never broken a phone At the gym I see people leave their phones on the floor all the freaking time Gee, wcgw setting your phone on the floor in a weight room?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I do this 😂 but i place it like under the bench/away from weight dropping range lol

by Xlangosh 1 week ago

False. I dropped my phone while sitting on the toilet and broke it

by Suspicious-Ice-245 1 week ago

It's not false it just means your phone multiplied

by Anonymous 1 week ago

🤣 I like the way you think!

by Suspicious-Ice-245 1 week ago

I'll agree, just this once. 🙂

by Cordiahyatt 1 week ago

Studies have shown shorter people earn less per year and so it possible they spend less on their phone case/screen protector. Short people might be more likely to break their phone when dropped.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is there a reason why they earn less per year compared to tall people?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's cause our pockets are shorter so they hold less money 😔🤙 /j

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nice try

by kerlukerosario 1 week ago

This is a hypothesis. Go test it if you want to actually know

by Anonymous 1 week ago

One of the many times it's a disadvantage to be tall

by Xcrona 1 week ago

Short people more likely to accidentally bump head on boobs

by uriel71 1 week ago

Also less risk of back problem so that's a plus

by nmurray 1 week ago