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None of your ancestors died a virgin, amirite?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I am from superior lineage
by Vziemann1 week ago
I once read a story where this woman didnt know who her dad was. However, she did know that her mom worked at a morgue 9 months before her birth and eventually got arrested for necrophilia.
by Anonymous1 week ago
What? Is it possible tho? Or it is just a fake story?
by Anonymous1 week ago
It is technically possible. You can have it so that they basically shove a rod up your dead partners ass to stimulate the prostate to collect the last sperm to be used
by Anonymous1 week ago
Isn't this a procedure done only in the hospital immediately following death?
by Boganorie1 week ago
Probably. I'm just saying it isn't impossible to be a necrophilia baby.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Creepy to think about how many men die of a heart attack during orgasm and how many babies out there are technically necrospawn.
by Boganorie1 week ago
You mean going and then cumming
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's not called "La petite mort" the little death, in French for no reason.
by Anonymous1 week ago
They did the going before the cumming
by america921 week ago
God I wish that were me
by Anonymous1 week ago
That prostate thing doesn't sound like it will work after the person is dead. I assumed they used a syringe to extract sperm from freshly dead testes.
by Sufficient_Cut1 week ago
Sounds like you need the morning after pill with all those question marks.
by Anonymous1 week ago
lol "business project" is adding a little too much of her business in her projects.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Just because she bangs the dead doesn't mean she wasn't banging the living
by WayAdministrative7541 week ago
That's what I'm thinking
by Anonymous1 week ago
It could have been a fake story. Idk. But I dont see how its not possible? Messed up? Yea, but possible? Who knows. gotta ask an expert on that one.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I don't believe dead people create sperm. Or ejaculate.
by Anonymous1 week ago
There should be some in the balls, but I don't know if it can be ejaculated
by Practical_Quit51491 week ago
Sperm don't live that long when the body isn't regulating ball temp.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Sperm actually require a temperature cooler than the rest of the body. That's why the scrotum exists. Because if balls were supposed to be warm, it would make a lot more sense to keep them "inside" rather than out there flapping in the wind, exposed to the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. I don't know what the ideal temp is, but I'm inclined to think that they'd survive long after the body went cold.
by streichdonny1 week ago
Rigor mortis
by Anonymous1 week ago
You did what?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Ive heard of it happening before this so hm .. 🤷
by Anonymous1 week ago
I, too, have heard of things happening that never happened.
by dashawn321 week ago
I'm not saying it did or didn't happen I'm just saying I've heard of it happening thrice before so makes you curious if it's actually possible.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I do it all the time at ck2
by United_Dish_12221 week ago
That's some World According to Garp level shenanigans
by leuschkejohnath1 week ago
I don't think it's possible to get a dead man's semen into your vagina, but someone correct me if I'm wrong.
by Lurlinelubowitz1 week ago
Who's your deaddy?
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's possible through IVF
by emerysipes1 week ago
I can imagine that artificial insemination has been around a lot longer than IVF as well.
by Anonymous1 week ago
You don't even need IVF. Women can get pregnant by inserting sperm indirectly. I wouldn't be surprised if there were many people who practiced celibacy but still wanted kids who used this method. There are also cases of people doing it so they can have a child without needing the consent of the other person.
by leannonart1 week ago
The old turkey baster method
by emerysipes1 week ago
Indeed. Sperm is there for procreation, not recreation!.
by Tall-Feature-97901 week ago
There's also that girl that got pregnant because she gave a bj right before getting stabbed in the stomach. Because of some medical reasons, she didn't have a vag so she is a true case of having a virgin birth.
by Flavio771 week ago
Or surrogacy
by Volkmaneusebio1 week ago
That didn't exist in the past
by orlandoolson1 week ago
First human IVF was in 1978… so anyone younger than 46 could potentially be born to a virgin.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Artificial insemination has been around since the 1700s
by Anonymous1 week ago
This is true, but the first (documented) use of IVF for human pregnancy was in 1978.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yes but IVF and AI are not the same. IVF involves removing the egg and fertilizing the egg outside the woman's body, and then implanting the embryo in the womb. The first successful human artificial insemination was over 200 years ago, far before IVF was a thing
by Anonymous1 week ago
How far into the past are you thinking? If you mean yesterday or last week, IVF existed in the past. Even if you mean 35 years ago, IVF existed in the past. Mate, this might seem unbelievable, but if it was invented in the past, it existed in the past from that point in time up until our current present.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Like it didn't exist 100 years ago, and even in the 80s and 90s it wasn't relevant
by orlandoolson1 week ago
I don't think your seeing the point here. Relevant or not, it still existed in the 80s and 90s also...
by Anonymous1 week ago
Of course it did lol
by Anonymous1 week ago
The bloodline ends with me or whatever
by Anonymous1 week ago
Me too. Not for being a virgin, but because I can't stand kids lol
by connellyguy1 week ago
Same here.
by Anonymous1 week ago
They taste good when cut up and thrown in a cauldron with onions and radishes tho.
by Dzieme1 week ago
me either, my kids are the exception though. many people feel this way, which is why 90% of women either have kids, want kids, or regret not having kids
by sonia131 week ago
Me too
by Anonymous1 week ago
Cute
by Anonymous1 week ago
Direct genetic lineage... Yeah. My ancestors themselves... sure there are some virgins. Maybe...
by Accurate-Potato-7621 week ago
Huh? All your ancestors are part of a direct genetic lineage that ends in you. Anyone not part of your direct lineage is not your ancestor.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Correct in some assessing context. Depends on the area of anthropological, genetic or social science.
by Accurate-Potato-7621 week ago
Is it not possible one of my ancestors used a turkey baster full of semen to get pregnant?
by Brook871 week ago
Artificial insemination has been around since the 1700s so it's absolutely possible
by Anonymous1 week ago
1700 BC maybe. It's easy to grab a glob of salty surprise and shove it up there.
by lorna191 week ago
True, but future humans can easily be descendants of virgins.
by Meta841 week ago
The Avatar Cycle ends with me
by Anonymous1 week ago
What if I'm Jesus? (I don't use it as my username because it's nothing but one hassle after another.)
by Anxious-Chip1 week ago
Jesus did have brothers. Most people agree that they were Joseph's kids. Some say they were from a previous marriage, some say they were from Mary. Your answer to that determines whether or not this applies.
by predovictoni1 week ago
Joseph is irrelevant if Jesus is the son of god. God didn't have sex, but he also didn't die - unless you consider that Jesus is god himself. If Jesus is his own ancestor and he never had sex, then he has an ancestor that died a virgin.
by Helgadubuque1 week ago
I know lots of guys named Jesus. They are my favorite Mexicans.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Uncles and Aunts who never married arent ancestors?
by paul631 week ago
They are not. An ancestor is someone who is directly related to you.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Those are relatives
by Anonymous1 week ago
From direct lineage, yes. You could have still had that weird great great great uncle or that spinster great great aunt.
by Kavonhowe1 week ago
A person not in your direct lineage is not your ancestor.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yeah does my great-great-great-great grandfather's sibling who died as a child count as an ancestor?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Nope. That would be a relative, not your ancestor.
by Anonymous1 week ago
How do you know? What if my father donated his sperm to a center and not an individual?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I don't think you know what ancestor means?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Can't an ancestor simply be the sibling of your great great grandparents who never had sex?
by Anonymous1 week ago
No, an ancestor is someone you are directly descended from. Your great grandparents siblings would be someone you share a common ancestor with, but not your ancestor.
by dashawn321 week ago
Ancestors are family members in your direct lineage - your parents, their parents, their parents' parents, and so on. Anyone else in your family is just a relative.
by nrutherford1 week ago
I don't think you know what ancestor means.
by dashawn321 week ago
I'm curious what you think ancestor means. Because it is indeed true that none of your ancestors failed to procreate. If they did, you wouldn't be here.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yes, they do
by Mysterious-Ride95861 week ago
In contrast, a LOT of their descendants did die virgins.
by Anonymous1 week ago
When was the turkey baster invented 🤔
by Legitimate_Two65181 week ago
sperm banks are a thing. the donor or recipient could be virgins
by SafetyEffective52241 week ago
What if the person was born from artificial fecundation?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Well, not exactly if you are invitro child.
by Anonymous1 week ago
maybe one dude whacked off and some woman put the semen in her vagina, who knows
by arlo661 week ago
Felt cute But delete linage later
by Anonymous1 week ago
Do Aunts, uncles and cousins not count as ancestors?
by Anonymous1 week ago
No
by Anonymous1 week ago
They do not. An ancestor is someone who contributed somewhere in the direct genetic lineage that led to you. Aunts, uncles, and cousins don't play a part in you being here. Unless there's incest involved, which could mean that someone is simultaneously your great-great-grandma's cousin and your great-great-grandpa. In any case, what matters is the direct genetic lineage.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I believe you're forgetting sperm and egg donors.
by Difficult-Chapter4931 week ago
Time to be the change in the world.
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's not true at all. You could have had a grandfather who had a kid or several kids and one of them didn't have sex
by Anonymous1 week ago
Many of my aunts and uncles did though
by Rpadberg1 week ago
They are not your ancestors. They are relatives.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Not remotely true. Everyone has ancestors that died as children.
by Anonymous1 week ago
what about the ones that reproduced asexually? they'd all be virgins right?
by Temporary-Physics1 week ago
Sperm bank is a thing. If you are Gen Z, chances are your ancestor might be a virgin.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Imagine being a great grand parent at 54 🙏😭 (Ancestor is typically considered great grandparent and farther and while technically feasible sperm breaks were created in the 1970s and the oldest gen z is 27)
by Anonymous1 week ago
Bro is a bard
by Reynoldsericka1 week ago
My ancestors believed they descended from wolves so I guess I'm a bestial legacy
by Most-Tower-66061 week ago
How do you know, how do you know I'm not adopted?!
by Anonymous1 week ago
There's a first time for everything
by Anonymous1 week ago
We're about to be a combo breaker aren't we
by LynxPowerful1 week ago
"And you were the fastest sperm?….how disappointing."
by Puzzleheaded-Bag1 week ago
You don't get it, I was the smartest. Not fastest.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Well, not direct ancestors anyway.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Let's say your great-great-great-granddad has three brothers. One of them could have died a virgin and still be one of your ancestors.
by Anonymous1 week ago
He would not be your ancestor because he did not contribute genetically to you being here. He is irrelevant to your bloodline.
by Anonymous1 week ago
This is weird to think about, but I find this one even weirder: If you're a woman and don't have a daughter, you break a tradition that's been going on since the beginning of time (well, since your ancestors started reproducing in the way we currently do). You're the first woman ever in your lineage who doesn't have a daughter.
by OneHaunting67451 week ago
Sperm donors would qualify against this
by Anonymous1 week ago
But you can leave descendends dying a virgin now, since in vitro insemination exists. Only works if you didn't lose your virginity already tho.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Not necessarily, after the invention of the turkey baster.
by InstructionOk72791 week ago
Maybe some should have
by RowHappy24131 week ago
Not strictly true. Artificial insemination plus usage of surrogates could definitely create a situation where someone had children but were a virgin. Also sperm/egg donation.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Tell that to Jesus /s
by Anonymous1 week ago
My grandpa had two sons. One is my father. My uncle wss my ancestor but he never had kids.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Your uncle is not your ancestor, you are not directly descended from him.
by Anonymous1 week ago
i'm going to be the first then
by Anonymous1 week ago
"i know what i don't want to be. a dead end on a family tree. and i just lost my virginity to a girl who won't remember me at all. happiness never happened for free. and i don't feel young anymore..."
by Jarrodmaggio1 week ago
I'm not sure what this says about you. All people in all of history, who died a virgin also had ancestors who didn't die a virgin.
by Helgadubuque1 week ago
Untrue, hypothetically if someone had an uncle that never got laid 🤷♂️
by Anonymous1 week ago
Right. I'll be the first. And the last.
by Imaginary-Macaron1 week ago
Um. My sister is a lesbian. I know for a fact that she's never had sex with a man. SOME people would describe her as being a virgin (although she's been married-to a woman-for a long time). She had artificial insemination as a private agreement with someone (NOT with a turkey baster). There were other people in the group who arranged the insemination who were involved voluntarily in one way or another with achieving various pregnancies for a number of individuals who may not have usually been able to conceive in the "natural" way. I don't know a massive amount about it, but I think it was usually (but not exclusively) about gay people having children. It's not 100% impossible that some of the men donating semen were virgins. Therefore it's possible that some of the children were born to a pair of virgin parents.
by Odavis1 week ago
Unless one of your ancestors was conceived through IVF
by Anonymous1 week ago
Not necessarily true, sex doesn't have to occur for insemination to happen. And with the invitro technology that makes it easier.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Some of their brothers definitely did though
by Working_Jello1 week ago
I'm gonna break that chain and die a virgin probably
by Anonymous1 week ago
What if you had an uncle that never got laid?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Someone has never heard of ivf
by IcyNeighborhood1 week ago
Yeah ivf, but what about it though?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Someone's ancestors could have died a virgin...
by IcyNeighborhood1 week ago
I don't think there is a single IVF procedure that has been performed on a virgin. It just doesn't happen. IVF is for when someone has been trying to get pregnant and can't due to some health reason. Or gay couples... But there isn't anyone out there who had never once had sex who is getting IVF. Like... What is this have you been watching too much telenovela? Lol
by reinabins1 week ago
I was about to get into it, but then I read your username and calmed down lol
by IcyNeighborhood1 week ago
each ancestor had a sibling that did not have children
by verla741 week ago
Each ancestor? No definitely not. Some ancestors? Yea for sure
by Anonymous1 week ago
My grand father's brother is still my ancestor right?
by Anonymous1 week ago
I don't think so. I think an ancestor is someone from whom you are directly descended
by Anonymous1 week ago
I always imagined it to be a group of a family not just a single line. Like the phrase your ancestors looking down on you, i imagine a lot more people rather than a single line of parents.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Relevant
by Anonymous1 week ago
Direct ancestors no but indirect could have
by Anonymous1 week ago
If you believe in fairy tales, dear Joseph did
by Anonymous1 week ago
Oh contraire. Many of our ancestors might not even be linked to us genetically. For thousands of years - Alpha f**** , Beta Bucks.
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