+33 No matter how many times you shake it, you still get pee on your underwear, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's because you need to use the helicopter technique, much more effective

by Connie54 1 week ago

Who is in here!?

by Nakiamaggio 1 week ago

Join us!

by Same_Upstairs_2214 1 week ago

AllMyLifeIHadToFight

by Fit-Onion 1 week ago

I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

😦 That big?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Public urinal goers hate this one trick!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yep centripetal force will drain out your innnards

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Rubber bands

by Brentfranecki 1 week ago

There are a few cc's of piss stuck in the low spot behind your balls that drips out when you let it hang. Press your finger against your taint behind your balls, slide it up the shaft and milk it out the tip 2 or three times. You're welcome.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You wrote that.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No... They typed it.

by Evening_Exercise 1 week ago

There's a reason why handwriting is a separate word.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Does a digital keyboard also type?

by Mcglynnamparo 1 week ago

yes?

by Reasonable_Smoke2385 1 week ago

Do you not have this tattooed on your shaft like an instruction manual?!

by Tkuvalis 1 week ago

Not enough space

by Holiday_General 1 week ago

Use your index and middle finger to pump your taint several times like you're priming a carburetor. If you do it right, a surprising amount of piss will leak out of your pee hole and dribble all over your balls. Oh, hi ladies, I didn't see you standing there.

by Actual_Emu_5758 1 week ago

I kind of feel like if you let it drip over your balls, you're defeating the purpose of clearing out the urine.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's called the button, and I push it every time

by Top-Illustrator 1 week ago

Yeah, the sugababes did a song about this!

by Ill-Protection 1 week ago

Can't believe some people don't know and thus don't do this.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Also helps if you don't have the elastic if your boxers etc pressed on the underside, as this restricts the flow out. hold out of the way our underwear elastic when peeing.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Easier to just not wear underwear

by Holiday_General 1 week ago

And soil your other clothing layers instead. 🀒

by Anonymous 1 week ago

If you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it. If you pull out your balls and press on your taint then slide your finger across your nutsuck to milk your cock of urine and do that 3 times you're… idk man.

by Elsie19 1 week ago

You're going on a list is what you are.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I can vouch. Been doing this for some time and really helps.

by Ill-Scarcity 1 week ago

This a real game changer, been doing it for a while.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Anymore than 3 and you're just playing with it!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Dude this sounds like a biggggggg production that only a doctor should attempt lol... I'll just let the microscopic piss dollop settle in my underwear like I've been doing for over 30 years with grace.

by Collinsdawn 1 week ago

a) If this is difficult for you, I'd hate to think how dirty your ass must be b) Let's talk again when you hit 40

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No matter how much you shake and dance The last rwo drops always go in your pants

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Real ones know

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Found the Mark and Brian listener

by Leather-Depth 1 week ago

Out of curiosity what's Mark and Brian? Pretty sure the first time I heard this quote was in a stephen king novel or something like that.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It was. Can't remember which one though. If I had to guess, I'd say Desperation.

by ClaimTurbulent5250 1 week ago

Correct, it was Desperation.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

my dad said it to my brother 30 years ago

by Plus_Rip 1 week ago

Yeah this rhyme doesn't work in my accent.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Women β€” and some men! β€” generally dab with toilet paper every time they pee, specifically to prevent this from happening. If this is happening to you, even (presumably) with a penis, consider: toilet paper. Getting pee on your underwear, no matter who you are, is unsanitary.

by juniorwatsica 1 week ago

I am a man who also dabs with toilet paper (after a shake).

by Leffleraaron 1 week ago

This is the way. I don't get the stigma behind wiping your dick

by Krajciklois 1 week ago

What a horrible day to have eyes

by Krajciklois 1 week ago

🀭 thanks 🌺

by Anonymous 1 week ago

there is a stigma?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Did you dab?

by andersonlittel 1 week ago

But how did he dab at a urinal? Deepest Venture Bros lore.

by Leorabailey 1 week ago

I know several penis owners who never use urinals

by Nikolas16 1 week ago

It is also absolutely disgusting.

by Public_Hospital_5051 1 week ago

If I'm at home I usually put my dick in the sink and clean the head with water

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's all very well, but the question we are all asking ourselves is, do you then dry it?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Honey, could you blow this until it's dry?

by alecspencer 1 week ago

I usually don't have time to blow dry it so i just put it back wet

by Anonymous 1 week ago

So, just jam a little pea-sized pellet of tp into the dick hole and tamp it down in there with a chop stick?

by ApprehensivePride 1 week ago

Just shove a tampon in there.

by elmo77 1 week ago

Toothpick.

by trevor75 1 week ago

I am a man and i 've been using a toilet paper for many years. The only problem with this however is that if the toilet paper is of bad quality, it sometimes leaves behind small debris that "stick". Very annoying but i guess less annoying than pee on the underwear.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"Ive been wearing the same wear fer 14 years!"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Also, it may be an issue with relaxing muscles down there, so exercise them for a few minutes each day to help! Good for the commute or when watching TV.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It seems owning a penis is more work than I could have imagined as a woman πŸ€”

by Anonymous 1 week ago

About the age of 30 I started sitting to pee. Got tired of that dreaded wet spot on the front of my pants

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Granny was likely wearing a pad/liner to soak up dribbles. Many older women wear them due to looser pelvic floor muscles from aging/childbirth

by Nikolas16 1 week ago

Press your taint then shake. Dry undies every time.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Do boys not use toilet paper?

by Aggravating-List-146 1 week ago

Save the rainforest.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I never have. I just give it a couple shakes.

by Helpful-Principle 1 week ago

Yeah what's toilet paper?

by Nakiamaggio 1 week ago

Press on the gooch...changed my life.

by nbrakus 1 week ago

Push up on your man taint to push the remaining pee out.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This guy pees

by Montanaernser 1 week ago

But does he poop?

by ReasonSuch5378 1 week ago

I am sending you good vibes with my mind as hard as I can

by ContextOk5786 1 week ago

This is why I no longer remove my underwear to pee.

by Spirited-Tough8752 1 week ago

You gotta put your thumb under your balls and press up while flexing your penis to get the majority of it out. THEN dab with some TP if available.

by Old_Pop 1 week ago

That's why I carry a stapler and some duct tape everywhere I go.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I just had an image of when my mom would staple my brown bagged lunch for summer camp

by Collinsdawn 1 week ago

That's why you wring it out like a towel

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Use toilet paper you heathen πŸ˜†

by Anonymous 1 week ago

the pee is stored in the balls

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I dont have pee on my underwear, because i dont wear em

by kherzog 1 week ago

Yup. My underwear stays fresh all the time with this tried and true method.

by tessie52 1 week ago

Yea i learned that when i wore basketball shorts with no underwear, i feel the leftover piss run down my leg

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ever seen the movie KIDS? That's my technique.

by ozellahermiston 1 week ago

Don't shake just give it a few tugs from the base and you'll get it all with no drops

by No_Month_5567 1 week ago

As a girl, this is disturbing to read.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

...if proper sanitary technique is not important to you....???? I'm a man. I never get my underwear wet with piss. You either don't know how to take care of yourself or you're disgusting enough not to care about looking into proper technique.

by Thin_Drama 1 week ago

Pee is sterile, it technically is sanitary 🌈☺️

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not once it leaves the body, do your research.

by Thin_Drama 1 week ago

That's not the fault of the urine not being sterile, more of the fault of your environment not being sterile.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wipe your dicks boys and girls

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Don't get better as you age...

by Lexus84 1 week ago

No matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last drop always ends in your pants.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.

by PomegranatePlane9930 1 week ago

This is a man problem

by Leather-Depth 1 week ago

No matter how you shake and dance The last drop always falls in your pants.

by Emmy37 1 week ago

It's not about shaking its about squeezing

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"1, 2 and 3 shakes are acceptable, a 4th is a sex crime" - my dad

by Eastern_Apricot 1 week ago

That's why you use toilet paper.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

There's this amazing thing called toilet paper

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Pro tip: use a sheet of TP. Then the last drop is on the TP sheet. Viola, white remains white my friend

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Skill issue, you are supposed to flick it

by hermanntanner 1 week ago

Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's ok. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.

by Legal-Effective 1 week ago

Gotta press the chode bro.

by Ryleighwhite 1 week ago

Consider me Miles Davis

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Ya'll better get to the gym and work on your core cos I ain't never have this problem. 36 year old male.

by naderjerrod 1 week ago

Unless you have circumsized penis and no underwear strap under your balls while you pee

by jettdamore 1 week ago

I avoid all that by simply "letting loose" without pulling my underwear off.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Because you need to squeeze it

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Really! I don't know much about it

by Vickiesipes 1 week ago

No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I use a bit of toilet paper every time I pee, no clean the tip, it removes that problem.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

At what point does it count as mastubation?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Bro's acting like he found his dick yesterday. You gotta squeeze it out like an almost empty tube of toothpaste man

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's why you go to a toilet and use paper to wipe it.

by Ecstatic_Boat_6701 1 week ago

No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops goes down your pants.

by No_Fix 1 week ago

I take a single folder square of toilet paper, and dab the tip, along with some shaft squeezing while dabbing. No drips.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I was wondering this morning why men don't wipe.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Don't use the zipper. Actually unbutton and pull your trousers and underwear down. I find this eliminates this completely.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You ever see the wristwatch?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Use a square of tissue.

by kerlukedasia 1 week ago

Am I the only guy who is just built differently? I have never had this problem, my underwear has been dry since early childhood, as far as I can remember.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

why would you need to shake your underwear

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I've already got this power. The magic of a dick piercing.

by Ambitious_Flow 1 week ago

Guys, you really need to learn about the 'Gooch press' technique. A light press on the gooch when you finish peeing gets the pee stuck in the pipe to come out. Then you shake, and it's all clear.

by Stunning_Respect 1 week ago

You haven't figured out the flick? Step up your game

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Don't put it away. Just keep it out and walk around until drip drys.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is it time to normalise underwear lining for men? Surely there's a market for it similar to women. Obviously won't need to change as much or need to be as absorbent.

by Substantial-Bad 1 week ago

I end up pissing all over myself from time to time. I'm 43 and still have not learned. It's fine, I don't care. I'll piss in the bath.

by Material-Operation 1 week ago

well you clearly have a UTI

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I sit down when I pee, then I get some toilet paper and put it down there and stand up. You've got to do the hokie pokie at that point. Shake it and move it all about.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Remember if you shake it more than twice, your gay

by Anonymous 1 week ago