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No matter how many times you shake it, you still get pee on your underwear, amirite?
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's because you need to use the helicopter technique, much more effective
by Connie541 week ago
Who is in here!?
by Nakiamaggio1 week ago
Join us!
by Same_Upstairs_22141 week ago
AllMyLifeIHadToFight
by Fit-Onion1 week ago
I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
by Anonymous1 week ago
π¦ That big?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Public urinal goers hate this one trick!
by Anonymous1 week ago
Yep centripetal force will drain out your innnards
by Anonymous1 week ago
Rubber bands
by Brentfranecki1 week ago
There are a few cc's of piss stuck in the low spot behind your balls that drips out when you let it hang. Press your finger against your taint behind your balls, slide it up the shaft and milk it out the tip 2 or three times. You're welcome.
by Anonymous1 week ago
You wrote that.
by Anonymous1 week ago
No... They typed it.
by Evening_Exercise1 week ago
There's a reason why handwriting is a separate word.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Does a digital keyboard also type?
by Mcglynnamparo1 week ago
yes?
by Reasonable_Smoke23851 week ago
Do you not have this tattooed on your shaft like an instruction manual?!
by Tkuvalis1 week ago
Not enough space
by Holiday_General1 week ago
Use your index and middle finger to pump your taint several times like you're priming a carburetor. If you do it right, a surprising amount of piss will leak out of your pee hole and dribble all over your balls. Oh, hi ladies, I didn't see you standing there.
by Actual_Emu_57581 week ago
I kind of feel like if you let it drip over your balls, you're defeating the purpose of clearing out the urine.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Sir this is a Wendy's
by Anonymous1 week ago
It's called the button, and I push it every time
by Top-Illustrator1 week ago
Yeah, the sugababes did a song about this!
by Ill-Protection1 week ago
Can't believe some people don't know and thus don't do this.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Also helps if you don't have the elastic if your boxers etc pressed on the underside, as this restricts the flow out. hold out of the way our underwear elastic when peeing.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Easier to just not wear underwear
by Holiday_General1 week ago
And soil your other clothing layers instead. π€’
by Anonymous1 week ago
If you shake it more than 3 times, you're playing with it. If you pull out your balls and press on your taint then slide your finger across your nutsuck to milk your cock of urine and do that 3 times you're⦠idk man.
by Elsie191 week ago
You're going on a list is what you are.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I can vouch. Been doing this for some time and really helps.
by Ill-Scarcity1 week ago
This a real game changer, been doing it for a while.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Anymore than 3 and you're just playing with it!
by Anonymous1 week ago
Dude this sounds like a biggggggg production that only a doctor should attempt lol... I'll just let the microscopic piss dollop settle in my underwear like I've been doing for over 30 years with grace.
by Collinsdawn1 week ago
a) If this is difficult for you, I'd hate to think how dirty your ass must be b) Let's talk again when you hit 40
by Anonymous1 week ago
No matter how much you shake and dance The last rwo drops always go in your pants
by Anonymous1 week ago
Real ones know
by Anonymous1 week ago
Found the Mark and Brian listener
by Leather-Depth1 week ago
Out of curiosity what's Mark and Brian? Pretty sure the first time I heard this quote was in a stephen king novel or something like that.
by Anonymous1 week ago
It was. Can't remember which one though. If I had to guess, I'd say Desperation.
by ClaimTurbulent52501 week ago
Correct, it was Desperation.
by Anonymous1 week ago
my dad said it to my brother 30 years ago
by Plus_Rip1 week ago
Yeah this rhyme doesn't work in my accent.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Women β and some men! β generally dab with toilet paper every time they pee, specifically to prevent this from happening. If this is happening to you, even (presumably) with a penis, consider: toilet paper. Getting pee on your underwear, no matter who you are, is unsanitary.
by juniorwatsica1 week ago
I am a man who also dabs with toilet paper (after a shake).
by Leffleraaron1 week ago
This is the way. I don't get the stigma behind wiping your dick
by Krajciklois1 week ago
What a horrible day to have eyes
by Krajciklois1 week ago
π€ thanks πΊ
by Anonymous1 week ago
there is a stigma?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Did you dab?
by andersonlittel1 week ago
But how did he dab at a urinal? Deepest Venture Bros lore.
by Leorabailey1 week ago
I know several penis owners who never use urinals
by Nikolas161 week ago
It is also absolutely disgusting.
by Public_Hospital_50511 week ago
If I'm at home I usually put my dick in the sink and clean the head with water
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's all very well, but the question we are all asking ourselves is, do you then dry it?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Honey, could you blow this until it's dry?
by alecspencer1 week ago
I usually don't have time to blow dry it so i just put it back wet
by Anonymous1 week ago
So, just jam a little pea-sized pellet of tp into the dick hole and tamp it down in there with a chop stick?
by ApprehensivePride1 week ago
Just shove a tampon in there.
by elmo771 week ago
Toothpick.
by trevor751 week ago
I am a man and i 've been using a toilet paper for many years. The only problem with this however is that if the toilet paper is of bad quality, it sometimes leaves behind small debris that "stick". Very annoying but i guess less annoying than pee on the underwear.
by Anonymous1 week ago
"Ive been wearing the same wear fer 14 years!"
by Anonymous1 week ago
Also, it may be an issue with relaxing muscles down there, so exercise them for a few minutes each day to help! Good for the commute or when watching TV.
by Anonymous1 week ago
It seems owning a penis is more work than I could have imagined as a woman π€
by Anonymous1 week ago
About the age of 30 I started sitting to pee. Got tired of that dreaded wet spot on the front of my pants
by Anonymous1 week ago
Granny was likely wearing a pad/liner to soak up dribbles. Many older women wear them due to looser pelvic floor muscles from aging/childbirth
by Nikolas161 week ago
Press your taint then shake. Dry undies every time.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Do boys not use toilet paper?
by Aggravating-List-1461 week ago
Save the rainforest.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I never have. I just give it a couple shakes.
by Helpful-Principle1 week ago
Yeah what's toilet paper?
by Nakiamaggio1 week ago
Press on the gooch...changed my life.
by nbrakus1 week ago
Push up on your man taint to push the remaining pee out.
by Anonymous1 week ago
This guy pees
by Montanaernser1 week ago
But does he poop?
by ReasonSuch53781 week ago
I am sending you good vibes with my mind as hard as I can
by ContextOk57861 week ago
This is why I no longer remove my underwear to pee.
by Spirited-Tough87521 week ago
You gotta put your thumb under your balls and press up while flexing your penis to get the majority of it out. THEN dab with some TP if available.
by Old_Pop1 week ago
That's why I carry a stapler and some duct tape everywhere I go.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I just had an image of when my mom would staple my brown bagged lunch for summer camp
by Collinsdawn1 week ago
That's why you wring it out like a towel
by Anonymous1 week ago
Use toilet paper you heathen π
by Anonymous1 week ago
the pee is stored in the balls
by Anonymous1 week ago
I dont have pee on my underwear, because i dont wear em
by kherzog1 week ago
Yup. My underwear stays fresh all the time with this tried and true method.
by tessie521 week ago
Yea i learned that when i wore basketball shorts with no underwear, i feel the leftover piss run down my leg
by Anonymous1 week ago
Ever seen the movie KIDS? That's my technique.
by ozellahermiston1 week ago
Don't shake just give it a few tugs from the base and you'll get it all with no drops
by No_Month_55671 week ago
As a girl, this is disturbing to read.
by Anonymous1 week ago
...if proper sanitary technique is not important to you....???? I'm a man. I never get my underwear wet with piss. You either don't know how to take care of yourself or you're disgusting enough not to care about looking into proper technique.
by Thin_Drama1 week ago
Pee is sterile, it technically is sanitary πβΊοΈ
by Anonymous1 week ago
Not once it leaves the body, do your research.
by Thin_Drama1 week ago
That's not the fault of the urine not being sterile, more of the fault of your environment not being sterile.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Wipe your dicks boys and girls
by Anonymous1 week ago
Don't get better as you age...
by Lexus841 week ago
No matter how much you jiggle and dance, the last drop always ends in your pants.
by Anonymous1 week ago
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
by PomegranatePlane99301 week ago
This is a man problem
by Leather-Depth1 week ago
No matter how you shake and dance The last drop always falls in your pants.
by Emmy371 week ago
It's not about shaking its about squeezing
by Anonymous1 week ago
"1, 2 and 3 shakes are acceptable, a 4th is a sex crime" - my dad
by Eastern_Apricot1 week ago
That's why you use toilet paper.
by Anonymous1 week ago
There's this amazing thing called toilet paper
by Anonymous1 week ago
Pro tip: use a sheet of TP. Then the last drop is on the TP sheet. Viola, white remains white my friend
by Anonymous1 week ago
Skill issue, you are supposed to flick it
by hermanntanner1 week ago
Shake it once that's fine. Shake it twice that's ok. Shake it three times, you're playing with yourself.
by Legal-Effective1 week ago
Gotta press the chode bro.
by Ryleighwhite1 week ago
Consider me Miles Davis
by Anonymous1 week ago
Ya'll better get to the gym and work on your core cos I ain't never have this problem. 36 year old male.
by naderjerrod1 week ago
Unless you have circumsized penis and no underwear strap under your balls while you pee
by jettdamore1 week ago
I avoid all that by simply "letting loose" without pulling my underwear off.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Because you need to squeeze it
by Anonymous1 week ago
Really! I don't know much about it
by Vickiesipes1 week ago
No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I use a bit of toilet paper every time I pee, no clean the tip, it removes that problem.
by Anonymous1 week ago
At what point does it count as mastubation?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Bro's acting like he found his dick yesterday. You gotta squeeze it out like an almost empty tube of toothpaste man
by Anonymous1 week ago
That's why you go to a toilet and use paper to wipe it.
by Ecstatic_Boat_67011 week ago
No matter how much you shake and dance, the last few drops goes down your pants.
by No_Fix1 week ago
I take a single folder square of toilet paper, and dab the tip, along with some shaft squeezing while dabbing. No drips.
by Anonymous1 week ago
I was wondering this morning why men don't wipe.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Don't use the zipper. Actually unbutton and pull your trousers and underwear down. I find this eliminates this completely.
by Anonymous1 week ago
You ever see the wristwatch?
by Anonymous1 week ago
Use a square of tissue.
by kerlukedasia1 week ago
Am I the only guy who is just built differently? I have never had this problem, my underwear has been dry since early childhood, as far as I can remember.
by Anonymous1 week ago
why would you need to shake your underwear
by Anonymous1 week ago
I've already got this power. The magic of a dick piercing.
by Ambitious_Flow1 week ago
Guys, you really need to learn about the 'Gooch press' technique. A light press on the gooch when you finish peeing gets the pee stuck in the pipe to come out. Then you shake, and it's all clear.
by Stunning_Respect1 week ago
You haven't figured out the flick? Step up your game
by Anonymous1 week ago
Don't put it away. Just keep it out and walk around until drip drys.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Is it time to normalise underwear lining for men? Surely there's a market for it similar to women. Obviously won't need to change as much or need to be as absorbent.
by Substantial-Bad1 week ago
I end up pissing all over myself from time to time. I'm 43 and still have not learned. It's fine, I don't care. I'll piss in the bath.
by Material-Operation1 week ago
well you clearly have a UTI
by Anonymous1 week ago
I sit down when I pee, then I get some toilet paper and put it down there and stand up. You've got to do the hokie pokie at that point. Shake it and move it all about.
by Anonymous1 week ago
Remember if you shake it more than twice, your gay
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