Bansai is kinda weird, amirite?

*Bonsai. Bansai is what you yell when you charge at people with a bayonet :P

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's banzai.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Isn't that the toy company that makes gundams?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's Bandai 💀

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Isn't that a beach in Australia?

by Good_Platform 1 week ago

Bondi Beach? 👀🤣

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Isn't that the filler that you use to repair holes and cracks?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's Bondo

by lueilwitzadan 1 week ago

Isn't that the singer in u2?

by mablebailey 1 week ago

That's Bono

by Anonymous 1 week ago

isn't that the name of series of special personalized super attacks in the anime callled Bleach?

by Beneficial-Swan 1 week ago

Bankai? Yeah it's kinda weird, what do you mean your sword can turn into an ice dragon? How is that even remotely fair after I've spent years training proper parry techniques and now I'm just an ice cube without a chance to use them.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Should have spent that time learning to heat your sword by rubbing it up and down furiously so when the moment came, you could melt the ice in a giant explosion.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Could we Bonsai people?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Foot binding. That ancient thing where we elongate skulls. We've already done it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And those neck rings in Africa

by MouseOne 1 week ago

Earlobe expansors, too

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You might be able to ChaChaChia someone's head.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

We do. Everything from social conditioning to plastic surgery. No one goes through life unmoulded.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I've heard you can do it to kittens.

by hesselkendra 1 week ago

So is veal just bonsai meat

by Genesisstanton 1 week ago

Gross and sad. +1

by Raynorjuston 1 week ago

the marines on iwo jima were downright terrified

by Glad-Salamander 1 week ago

That's the last you'll hear upon seeing a Japanese Bayonet charging at you 🤣

by rauchaim 1 week ago

Well, gosh, when you put it that way…

by damon17 1 week ago

I mean, is it weirder than cutting roots out of the ground and eating them?

by bahringermacy 1 week ago

Bonsai get more respect from their trainer than basically any other domestic plant, at least bonsai at a serious level. It cures plant blindness too

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You either think it's weird, or you don't? A bad habit you've got there. Intelligent people recognize complexity and nuance in things. False dichotomy is a logical fallacy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You don't have to be on one side or the other, it's ok to have conflicting feelings about things geez

by Anonymous 1 week ago