-20 Nibbler from Futurama pooped dark matter that was too heavy for anyone but bender to lift, but everyone carried Nibbler without a problem, amirite?

by Expensive-Fly 1 week ago

Nibbler held the dark matter in a time vortex with stabilizers.

by MarsupialOk2683 1 week ago

It wasn't dark matter until it left his body and reacted with the air converting it into the dark matter.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's exactly what I was going to say. Inside his body it's still just food. But when it comes out it becomes dark matter.

by Dockbednar 1 week ago

That was the joke. Also, it was a cartoon. Zapf didn't wear pants. No point to me mentioning that other than it makes me smile. Finally, progress. Scotty got to wear a kilt, but the captain? No, the captain had to wear pants. Keep up the good fight Zapf.

by Ill-Increase3800 1 week ago

Agreed! And it's Zapp no f but 2 p's

by Dry_Priority_9750 1 week ago

Until a poop has been pooped, it is not a poop.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

That's danny devito

by Adriana67 1 week ago

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It was in his black hole so it had no mass

by Nasir91 1 week ago