+8 Touching your dick is gay, amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Every dick started life as a pussy, so it can't be gay

by Proper-Armadillo-241 1 week ago

*in

by Anonymous 1 week ago

As a pussy, then the male hormones kick in and the embryo closes the pussy to form the shaft, thats why every dick has kind of a line running through it, thats where your former pussy lips fused together

by Proper-Armadillo-241 1 week ago

Then call me Liberace

by UsualSuccessful429 1 week ago

You've shaken very, very few hands that haven't held a dick. Deal with it.

by mark96 1 week ago

If OP has shaken someone's hand, it means they've held a dick

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What is the penis is feminine looking?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What does a "feminine" penis look like exactly?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

When it has those bird tattoos.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Usually it's taken better care of, so it looks and tastes nicer

by Yparker 1 week ago

careful now, andrew tate is leaking out of you

by Anonymous 1 week ago