Being considered a regular at a restaurant is more acceptable than being considered a regular at the bar. amirite?

Which is more acceptable than being considered a regular at the local jail.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

All of those are still more acceptable than being caught at a brothel as a married man during a raid by federal agents.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Still more acceptable than being on a flight list of one of your deceased friends.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No, this coming out of nowhere is perfect

by Beautiful-Hearing 1 week ago

I...im too stupid to understand this, can anyone explain :/

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Gonna get in line. Lemme know?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I would assume it's an Epstein reference

by Typical-Particular 1 week ago

Clancy!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Which is even more acceptable than being a regular at a crematorium.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

which is more acceptable than being a regular at the morgue

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Being a regular at a bar may lead to being a regular at the local jail.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Being a regular at a restaurant may lead to being a regular at the local jail. If you keep stabbing waitresses.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't think law enforcement is going to let you sleep off a stabbing and let you out in the morning.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This is true

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My uncle says I'm his regular

by Berneicehaley 1 week ago

Yes eating is a wider accepted activity than drinking...

by TemperatureWooden507 1 week ago

Barley.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Now did you mean "barely" as in "not by much; or "barley", a grain that is used to make alcohol?

by Typical-Particular 1 week ago

... ... ... I'm not sure. Yes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I am making those. You know why?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's more common the other way around in the UK.

by gschuster 1 week ago

Yep. Being a regular at a restaurant means the kebab man knows your order and calls you bossman. Being a regular at the pub means you are sociable and/or have marriage troubles.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Tbf a regular at a restraunt is highly unlikely to have the same food, unless it's an incredibly greasey kebab from a takeaway joint with a rather suspicious hygiene rating. Being a regular at the pub means that your main interaction at the bar will usually be 'the usual?' and/or 'how is the missus/fella doing?'

by kobe02 1 week ago

"Pub?"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"Good afternoon, everybody." "Norm!!!!"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Thank you!

by Humble_Temporary_201 1 week ago

It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

by No_Abrocoma 1 week ago

"Norman"

by haven18 1 week ago

depends on who you hang out with

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm the regular at my local Walmart. Apparently I'm legendary for always looking pissed off/ depressed. Buddy I am here for milk and a can of green beans I'm not here to smile for you

by ewintheiser 1 week ago

Give us a smile :)

by Money_Corgi1545 1 week ago

:[ I'm just here for laundry detergent!!

by ewintheiser 1 week ago

Trick for the not-so-wealthy: Frequently get drunk off cheap drinks at a fancy restaurant, and make a quiet fool of yourself every time, without being bad enough to warrant getting kicked out, but enough that the employees recognize you. When you take a date there, the date will be impressed by the expensive setting, and when people start chuckling at the site of you, going, "Not you again! Haha! How are you?" and looking at your date going, "You know this guy/gal?!" Your date will know for certain you go there all the time, because everyone is so jovial with you, and your date will wonder how you can afford to frequent a place like that. Add a little mystery.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You think fancy restaurants have cheap drinks?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

They have water, and the early stages of water toxicity could be mistaken for being tipsy.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

"Bartender, I'll have 5 gallons of water and a croissant, thanks."

by Anonymous 1 week ago

And here I have been wasting money on booze

by Deckowkristophe 1 week ago

Such a roundabout way to get clout with your date. Renting a supercar is easier than this

by Kiehnelse 1 week ago

cheap drinks at a fancy restaurant Such as?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Eating food is more acceptable than drinking liquor.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I've never made a meme, but I would use the Drake meme for the difference between being the regular at a bar versus being a regular at a pub.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

depends how much you tip

by Icy_Ad 1 week ago

well, yes. one primarily serves food which is a necessity for survival and the other primarily serves alcoholic drinks which have a reputation of turning people into oversized angry toddlers.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Was a "regular" at this one place i college. The lads always gave me more than what I paid for, especially at the end of dinner service. I really miss that place.

by johathan34 1 week ago

A couple of months ago, I was surprised to walk into my local café and the woman who worked there remembered exactly my usual sandwich order for myself and my girlfriend. Surprised because it was only about the third or fourth time I'd been there, and those times were spaced out with weeks or months in between. That said, my girlfriend goes there more often (though still much less than once per week) to pick us up sandwiches, and I guess she's seen us together at some stage.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

You need food to survive. You don't need alcohol to survive.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I disagree. Being a regular at a bar is better. You have good relations with the bartender, you invite your friends and they get better service and a warm reception. Sometimes free drinks and you can order drinks past last call. Being a regular at a restaurant just means your too lazy to cook.

by Kitchen_Trouble 1 week ago

Hey guys, do you ever think about how having a favorite restaurant is more acceptable than being a raging alcoholic?!?!???

by wisokysadye 1 week ago

You can go to a bar and not be an alcoholic

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Strongly disagree. Regular at a bar to me would indicate there is a social circle at that bar, though I guess you could be a lone drunk, but that's not what I think of (tbf I'm a regular at a bar until I moved out of state and the staff and friends there and myself still miss each other and write/message often). Regular at a restaurant to me indicates probably you have no culinary adventure to your personality and are boring. I do have favorites, but I don't go enough for any staff to get to know me on sight. tl;dr bars are about socializing, restaurants are about eating... socializing frequently in the same setting is more acceptable than eating frequently at the same place

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What about being a regular at the gym?

by Josh69 1 week ago

Adults with families often drink at restaurants and then drive their families home. It is a double standard.

by Few-Information 1 week ago

How do these rank against being a regular at the 7/11?

by Bright_Internal4296 1 week ago

Depends how much food the bar serves.

by Some_Dimension_7538 1 week ago

The other way around is WAY more common, people go to the same bar every other night, not the same restaurant twice the same week

by Upset_Employment 1 week ago

Punching a punching bag is more acceptable than punching a child.

by CraftyAd5015 1 week ago

Why is society weird like this?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Beats me 🤷🏼‍♂️

by CraftyAd5015 1 week ago

Yeah and you know why.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Why?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Who hurt you?

by Few-Information 1 week ago

Robert.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wow, that's a Big Feeling you've got there. I wonder if there's something more productive you could do with it than calling strangers names on the internet?

by Pklein 1 week ago

The things it's really not that big at all 4 out of at most but I'd be interested in hiring you as life coach if you're available.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I doubt you could afford me, but I appreciate the offer! I can give you a few bits of clarifying advice for free, though: There are many teetotalers who beat their wives. Restaurants also often serve alcohol. Getting emotionally worked up about the actions of hypothetical people is a great way to cultivate high blood pressure.

by Pklein 1 week ago

Oh, yes!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Why is being a regular at a restaurant sad?

by melba18 1 week ago

Depends on the restaurant. But my coffee maker broke and I was lazy and didn't replace it for a while so I went to Starbucks like every Monday-Friday for a couple months. One day I walked in the door to pick up my mobile order, like I always did (no human contact), and as soon as I got through the door a barista called out "good morning [Name]!"…I didn't go back for 6 months and even then I've only gone like twice lol I never had any interaction with anyone in the entire time I went, but I was still there so often, and the app tell them my name, that they put 2 and 2 together and figured out who I was. Nope. That's embarrassing.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Tell me you're gen-z without telling me you're gen-z

by brauliowalker 1 week ago

Disagree. But then again I try and make myself a regular at one bar in every country I live in.

by Keelingroma 1 week ago

Depends on the bar, honestly.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

This... Isn't the case? At least not in my culture (USA, urban, west coast)? Like, I've never met someone who would find it unacceptable to be a regular at a bar. Bars are primarily social spaces, not getting-drunk spaces -- real alcoholics drink at home. Being a bar regular usually means that you like playing pool, or pinball, or that you and a group of buddies like to have beers together after work. Do you judge people who go to bars?

by Pklein 1 week ago

I guess we run with differnet crowds

by Anonymous 1 week ago