Technically all boys have had their dicks inside their mother. amirite?

Pack it up, youve had enough

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Had to check whether the dick develops while the baby is still inside the womb, as I did remember that all babies, regardless of sex, start off with the same genitals. Turns out they do.

by Dickinsonwillis 1 week ago

... my brother in "sex education"... Did you really not know boys are born with a penis? How did you actually think people declared the sex of the babies for thousands of years???

by Anonymous 1 week ago

hey.. at least he remembers that all babies start with the same genital

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A small bit of time after birth?

by Dickinsonwillis 1 week ago

Haha. Sorry i fully acknowledge i am sounding like a bit of a dick... but what? Did you think the baby is born and as soon as their skin comes in contact with air they rapidly start growing a penis or a vaginal canal over a few hours?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I was thinking of a few months, not a couple of hours.

by Dickinsonwillis 1 week ago

But... but they declare that is it a boy or a girl immediately after birth! Like, to have seen Star Wars, right? Or really any movie where there is a birth on screen? The baby comes out, and they go, "It's a boy!"

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I just didn't make that particular connection, tbh.

by Dickinsonwillis 1 week ago

Did... did you think all babies were born with female genitalia but boys wouldn't grow their own genitalia until after birth? Like, their penis would grow in like their baby teeth?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I was thinking of undifferentiated genitalia for all at the start, then the dimorphism happens shortly after birth, not that all babies have female genitalia from the start.

by Dickinsonwillis 1 week ago

Pretty sure genitals are what doctors loook for to determine a baby's sex during ultrasounds.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Spend 9 months getting out, then a life time trying to get back in…

by Disastrous_Mall6357 1 week ago

To your Mother?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Any woman, but your mom (unless in Alabama)

by Disastrous_Mall6357 1 week ago

You missed "multiple times"

by rosezulauf 1 week ago

Not ALL boys (Some boys aren't born with one, for various reasons)

by Cheap-Low976 1 week ago

what a weird and sad way to sexualise a natural necessity. who, do you think, touches children‘s genitals to wash them until they are old enough? yes, even fathers‘ do, including their daughters‘.

by Susanapouros 1 week ago

On the flip side, when you carry a girl for pregnancy you have your grandkids inside of you as baby girls are born with their eggs intact.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

To quote Daniel Sloss: "I've been in my mum. Sucked her tits, too. Just not at the same time"

by Anonymous 1 week ago