You've exited a car the same amount of times you entered it, amirite?

More people have entered cars than exited from them 💀

by jamarcuseffertz 1 week ago

Some people have exited car more than entering them, if they were born already in a car

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Technically they entered a car while in their mom

by LabMassive 1 week ago

If we count that, then being conceived in a car counts too.

by Zealousideal-Ant4158 1 week ago

They still entered the car, just in two halves. A sperm and an egg

by LabMassive 1 week ago

I don't believe you consider that counts.

by Zealousideal-Ant4158 1 week ago

We're making up rules here, everyone can change where they draw the line to fit what they want

by LabMassive 1 week ago

You could also view it as you're exiting your mom and entering the car. Its just a different type of door

by Anonymous 1 week ago

More people are made in cars than are born in cars.

by StrainFunny6877 1 week ago

More people have boarded Boeing planes than have disembarked.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

At will at least lmao

by Ebertnicole 1 week ago

Some people didn't exit the car from the door.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What about kids born in cars

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Well they exit eventually. Unless its in a lake or something.

by Electronic_Sail1436 1 week ago

I was born in a car, so we cancel out.

by Amazing-Bumblebee-91 1 week ago

Do you feel a need to die in a car so you can have an equal number of enters and exits, or do you have a desire to die anywhere else so you can buck the norm and end with more exits than enters?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

The cars… they know everything. Which unfortunately cancels out and so they know nothing

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Hope you exit safely.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Focus on the road else you will be the one who entered their car but didn't come out.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

But that's a win because it would mean their point stands

by Tyrell31 1 week ago

I'm in my car right now so suck it

by Anonymous 1 week ago

No

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Then please exit the passenger seat

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unless you were born in the back seat. And if anyone is thinking "in that case you already entered too, just inside your mom" then change my original answer to "unless you were conceived in the back seat".

by Legitimate_Elk_8011 1 week ago

The egg cell you grew from was formed and living before your mother was born.

by bogankelsie 1 week ago

The egg cell was, you were not. The egg is only a half-set of genetic information. "You" are just as much the sperm as you are the egg, and your life did not begin in any sense until conception, when the egg and sperm combine. That's the first time your DNA combo existed anywhere. Not even the fundamentalist Christians suppose life before conception.

by Legitimate_Elk_8011 1 week ago

Everything that is alive has been part of an unbroken chain of living things since the very first functioning cell came to be on earth. Bacteria are alive. It's not really a morally important distinction. Even if you were conceived in a car; the sperm half was made days to weeks in advance, and the egg half was made when your mother was still in utero.

by bogankelsie 1 week ago

Perhaps your mother was also conceived in a car. Generational car conception

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Hold on… carry the one, decimal place…. Ok, the math checks out.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Nope. I'm currently in the car, so I'm still +1 to entry. Checkmate.

by ConstructionSure 1 week ago

Don't die on your drive and you should be fine.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I'm +1 on entry until I leave the car I'm in

by Anonymous 1 week ago

At any given moment, there are millions, if not billions of people driving or sitting in their cars. Such a large error isn't negligible. If you're comparing the total number of times when people entered and exited cars, perhaps then the error is small enough to call a rounding error.

by According-Exam 1 week ago

Yes, and the average person has less than two arms, and is dead.

by Will97 1 week ago

What about those who were conceived in the back seat of a car? How does that work?

by Rare_Commission 1 week ago

Well, my father was a gambler down in Georgia, and he wound up on the wrong end of a gun. I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus, rollin' down highway 41.

by Rzulauf 1 week ago

Not me! I'm currently sitting in a car. In fact, there are many people who have died in cars, and some that are buried in them, so more people have gotten in than out.

by conor79 1 week ago

Nope, I've had several cars built around me and then exited them

by Own-Replacement 1 week ago

Not if you die in it.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unless you were born in one

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A minute has 60 seconds

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What if the car was completely incinerated and your ashes got all mixed together? But then are you in the car or is the car in you?

by nathaniel57 1 week ago

You and the car are one

by john33 1 week ago

If I leave through the trunk or sunroof I feel like that shouldn't count though.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Or if you owe the mob a pile of money and they toss you into the trunk. You didn't enter through a door, so are you technically IN the car, or are you in the storage compartment? Important distinction if you're still in the trunk when the car goes into the crusher.

by Rzulauf 1 week ago

Nuh uh, I'm driving my car right n

by Odd-Researcher-5568 1 week ago

Some people enter once more than they exit.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Not if you are currently sitting in a car.

by Available-Tap-288 1 week ago

Does this apply for people who are born in cars?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

False! I'm in a car right now.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Is that like more people have opened their eyes then closed them?

by preston00 1 week ago

That's inaccurate if I'm viewing this in my car.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unless you're still in the car.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What if you were born in one

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What if the entire car is taken apart piece by piece while you're still sitting in the seat

by Delicious_Kitchen456 1 week ago

If a car goes back to a plant it was made it will have traveled the exact same amount north as it has south and east as it has west.

by feeneyernie 1 week ago

Two reasons that's not exactly true: the obvious one is that it could have been shipped around the world. The less obvious is also due to the curvature of the earth. If you drive 100 miles due north, then 100 miles due east, then 100 miles due south, you will need to drive slightly more than 100 miles due west to return to your origin (assuming you are in the northern hemisphere) because the east/west distance between lines of longitude varies at different latitudes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

My mom was born in a car on the way to a hospital! Hopefully she doesn't die in a car accident :(

by fhammes 1 week ago

Unless I am reading this in my car.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Reading this in a car. So you're wrong.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Unless you're reading this from inside a car.

by waino48 1 week ago

Except when you're driving, or when you die in a car accident, or if you were born in a car.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

What if you come into the car?

by Alessiagrant 1 week ago

that's called a soup kitchen

by iledner 1 week ago

I can assure you, everybody involved was more than willing

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't have a car, jokes on you

by Kuhicbrenden 1 week ago