+39 Ketchup is 20% sugar, and a liquid. Ketchup is a sports drink. amirite?

by Hubert24 1 week ago

The salt too, for replenishing electrolytes.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's what plants crave.

by ondrickabradley 1 week ago

And spices boost ur immunity! It's better than Gatorade! Not to forget TASTYYY

by Consistent-Cow-8889 1 week ago

Found a fellow Pirate in the wild?

by Milfordfeest 1 week ago

And Spaghetti and meatballs is Italian Boba.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Yup!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Have you tried sugar free ketchup? I dare you

by Oberbrunnerrigo 1 week ago

People legitimately drink pickle juice as a sports drink.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I like the juice after you finish a jar of pickled jalapenos.

by Positive_Monitor_992 1 week ago

Well pickle juice was the inspiration for Gatorade. It was the original sports drink.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Wow

by Fickle_Hedgehog4801 1 week ago

My son has been calling it a fruit smoothie since he was a kid.

by Santina72 1 week ago

PirateSoftware is a YouTube channel and his chat interactions are brilliant. This quote is from one of his shorts, which are clips from his stream.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Don't they legit give out ketchup packets along marathon routes?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

I don't know what it is about ketchup, but it's my catnip. I could have a meal that's just potatoes, a little butter, and add some ketchup and I can't have enough of it....

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Gatorade isn't made from fruit.

by Loud-Geologist 1 week ago

Well I'm not going to put Gatoraide on my fry's, I'll stick with ketchup.

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Gatorade is 95% water though LOL

by Rough-Firefighter 1 week ago

Wait until you hear about homemade tomato sauce. Actually healthy and way better. Make your own!

by Scared_Weakness_7144 1 week ago