+26 It's fine when someone walks with a bunch of metal bars, but if it's just one, it raises suspicions. amirite?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's fine for girls to remove polish but when a guy with a mustache does it, all of a sudden it's wrong.

by Peggierohan 1 week ago

nah 😭😂

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Gotta love removing the polish with chemicals

by Pearliewelch 1 week ago

just be glad you get to not get the police called with a mustache and the van, pal

by Anonymous 1 week ago

It's the idea that more is less. Less is more statue.

by Corabarrows 1 week ago

It's fine if you murder one person, but when you do it more than once people start saying "Andrew, you have a problem and need to get help " and then I say "Just leave me alone, I'll figure it out myself, just get me a Pepsi " and theysaynowerereallyworrisdwewanttogetyouhelpandthentheysaygurglegurglegurglebecausetheycantspeakanymore

by kimklocko 1 week ago

I'm not crazy!

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Crazy? I was crazy once.

by Ornery_Extension9322 1 week ago

They put me in a big bag

by Anonymous 1 week ago

A big bag with rats

by Tcremin 1 week ago

A rubber bag,

by Tcremin 1 week ago

Isn't it interesting how potato chips get the spotlight but once throw in some ketchup, things get messy

by AgreeableAd 1 week ago

A lot of things get messy when you throw in ketchup

by Pearliewelch 1 week ago

It's true nobody ever asks what I'm doing with 10 swords, but if I carry just one then a goddam samurai comes out to challenge me.

by Rare-Tip 1 week ago

Do they play ACDC in a metal bar?

by Ratkedan 1 week ago

Im not sure I understand. Is it because it looks like a stripper pole with just one?

by Anonymous 1 week ago

Weapon

by Rough-Dust4136 1 week ago